Italian Boy's Confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi ?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
" Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Joey Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"4 months vacation and five good leads."
2007-11-29 05:10:52 · 14 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Clever boy, lol.!!!
Excellent so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-11-29 05:36:23 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
star 4 u
2007-11-29 05:16:51 · answer #2 · answered by robert c 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
like that 1
2007-11-29 19:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fist funny joke I have read today
Thanks
2007-11-29 05:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by KJ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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Un ragazzo molto intelligente lol
2014-04-19 18:40:30 · answer #5 · answered by Wolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a while to get it, but it's very funny.
2007-11-29 07:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice 1 .lol
2007-11-29 05:50:03 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol,10/10, star.
2007-11-29 05:17:31 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-11-29 05:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-11-29 05:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋