What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow !
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause !
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
2007-11-29 05:05:45 · 15 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess Happy Christmas Murcia this is your lucky night. lol
2007-11-29 05:37:12 · update #1
How sweet of you to find all those jokes about me ha! ha!
2007-11-29 05:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
For You?
40 Lashes!
:D
2007-11-29 05:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by mark623112 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The rusty car done it for me. hahaha the rest were good as well. Lol
2007-11-29 05:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good now I have the Christmas spirit.
2007-11-29 05:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed the rhyme about the rusty car,Thank you for sharing.
2007-11-29 05:09:46 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i enjoyed the rusty car one very good
2007-11-29 07:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by avalanche 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Tacky but funny! 10!
2007-11-29 05:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee he, close the door on your way out!
2007-11-29 05:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star,very good indeed.10/10.
2007-11-29 05:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor
2007-11-29 05:10:07 · answer #10 · answered by KJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋