What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !
2007-11-29 05:00:21 · 11 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have you been delving into the christmas crackers, ha ha ha
2007-11-29 06:49:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 05:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol
2007-11-29 05:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i thought those were cute and funny . i will forward them on to some of my friends. thanks for the good jokes. 10+++
2007-11-29 05:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They actually made me laugh. haha
2007-11-29 05:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not real funny. At all.
2007-11-29 05:05:08 · answer #6 · answered by Kat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont know what to say....lol
2007-11-29 05:05:58 · answer #7 · answered by Freakin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,star,very good indeed,thnx.
2007-11-29 05:28:03 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice .lol
2007-11-29 05:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-29 05:05:18 · answer #10 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋