Philosophy - August 2007

...I mean...I haven't even gone to bed, yet...and I'm pretty sure the congregation wouldn't be happy if I suddenly puked up grape juice on the "Oh Holy Moly Alter of Christ Almighty," right?!?

I suspect even Jesus would watch some football on Sunday during this time of year, and nurse his own hangover...after being splayed out like a laboratory frog on a couple of T-shaped 4" by 4"'s, and spending the next 2000 years listening to all the rabble about his own execution, I would think He'd be ready for some beer and pretzels relaxing in front of a large-screen T.V.

What do you think?

2007-08-26 02:01:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-26 01:54:13 · 7 answers · asked by jonas_tripps_79 2

2007-08-26 01:33:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

After absence made the heart grow fonder,
which of the following dominated it the most out of all?
1)regret
2)repentance
3)happiness
4)realization
5)Faith
6)patience

:)

2007-08-26 01:29:51 · 20 answers · asked by *Hope* 3

How how!

2007-08-26 01:21:55 · 16 answers · asked by SHAWN 3

2007-08-26 01:09:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

..."Has enourmous potential, but doesn't use it..."

Could it be that I'm lazy? (or maybe the fact that I used the word "gotten" in my questions?)

2007-08-26 01:01:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-26 00:57:49 · 10 answers · asked by bigcee is the man! 2

...respond to "all types of sexual depictions...not only heterosexual and homosexual images, but even those of chimpanzees having sex..."

So why do women always think "us guys" are the ones who are "beastial...?"

2007-08-26 00:43:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

...At last count, there are millions of different species of life on our planet..Why are we trying to add one more...?

2007-08-26 00:31:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-25 23:32:37 · 5 answers · asked by small 7

2007-08-25 21:30:36 · 22 answers · asked by pollyanna 6

2007-08-25 21:28:41 · 3 answers · asked by Dexter 2

When the fog clears, what lies behind?

2007-08-25 21:27:48 · 7 answers · asked by pollyanna 6

happily ever after? or like one of those horror movies where the bad guys just don't seem to die?

2007-08-25 20:58:33 · 18 answers · asked by Aken 3

Well if they deserve it why not? What if that would make them stop? Is it still right?

2007-08-25 20:48:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-25 20:30:42 · 21 answers · asked by embroidery fan 7

2007-08-25 20:21:24 · 7 answers · asked by embroidery fan 7

2007-08-25 20:16:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-25 20:06:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

how did you do it to make it turn out so well?

2007-08-25 19:57:28 · 9 answers · asked by @NGEL B@BY 7

2007-08-25 19:15:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

i know there are alot more than what people would give credit for.

2007-08-25 18:47:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anarchist Skywalker 7

2007-08-25 18:08:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-25 18:02:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-25 17:58:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-25 17:55:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-25 17:44:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Love - When your eyes meet across a crowded room
Lust - When your tongues meet across a crowded room
Marriage - When you try to lose your spous in a crowded room

Love - When *ntercourse is called "making love"
Lust - When *ntercourse is called scr*wing
Marriage - When *ntercourse is a town in Pennsylvania

Love - When you write poems about your partner
Luse - When all you write is your phone number
Marriage - When all you write is checks

Love - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax
Lust - When the relationship is over if you don't climax
Marriage - When....uh...what's a climax?

Love - When you phone each other just to say "Hi"
Lust - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room
Marriage - When you phone each other to b*tch about work

2007-08-25 17:41:33 · 9 answers · asked by Discovery 5

2007-08-25 17:19:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous