Love - When your eyes meet across a crowded room
Lust - When your tongues meet across a crowded room
Marriage - When you try to lose your spous in a crowded room
Love - When *ntercourse is called "making love"
Lust - When *ntercourse is called scr*wing
Marriage - When *ntercourse is a town in Pennsylvania
Love - When you write poems about your partner
Luse - When all you write is your phone number
Marriage - When all you write is checks
Love - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax
Lust - When the relationship is over if you don't climax
Marriage - When....uh...what's a climax?
Love - When you phone each other just to say "Hi"
Lust - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room
Marriage - When you phone each other to b*tch about work
2007-08-25 17:41:33 · 9 answers · asked by Discovery 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
basically its true, beneath the jokes, they all have some facts hidden in there
2007-08-25 18:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
In my perception the trilogy which is love, lust and marriage are all present to all present married couples. The three are just a few ingredients or components for a happy married couple.
Have a nice day!
2007-08-26 01:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by Third P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! I haven't been married - but my best guy right now is divorced, and he thinks marriage brings all good things to an end (meaning sex). I don't believe him - he just wasn't with the right woman.
2007-08-26 01:31:51 · answer #3 · answered by Julianne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, this is why i am not thinking about my knight in shining armor coming to save me and getting married...and for other reasons.....thanks for the laugh
2007-08-26 01:46:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real love has nothing to do with sex at all
It only has to do with the soul!
sex in any form has only to do with lust
No matter who you thought you were "in love" with it will wear out in time--
2007-08-26 01:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by mata 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Truly false!
But it gave me lol. Thanx.
2007-08-26 00:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by I'm nobody! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
false
2007-08-26 00:52:41 · answer #7 · answered by Oblivia 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some true, some false but very entertaining. Thanks for the laugh
2007-08-26 00:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by Big Daddy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
True, so true!
2007-08-26 01:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋