All categories - 23 December 2007

2007-12-23 13:18:42 · 11 answers · asked by G.xi 1 in Religion & Spirituality

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other." The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the cops".

2007-12-23 13:18:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Im getting 2 puppies and I have heard a few different things and I was just wondering when they are old enough for their first set of shots? Thanks!

2007-12-23 13:18:39 · 12 answers · asked by freckleface 4 in Dogs

2007-12-23 13:18:32 · 9 answers · asked by Messi19 R 1 in Other - Food & Drink

I am an independent voter. I am not backing for any candidates at this time. According to CNN, "Truth is, he wasn’t very religious,” said Obama. “He met my mother. My mother was a Christian from Kansas, and they married, and then divorced. I was raised by my mother. So I’ve always been a Christian."

He clearly stated that he was raised by his mother and she was a Christian. If it’s true, why did his mother get married to another Muslim after she divorced Obama's father? He spent his childhood in Indonesia with his mother & step father. I want independent voters (Please no Obama, Hillary, Edwards, or Republican voters) to respond please!

2007-12-23 13:18:29 · 5 answers · asked by Ben 1 in Elections

I have a 99 Plymouth voyager, and for some time now its been making a hissing sound when i brake? Then today as i slowed to stop at a red light it started rumbling , and then it stalled? now every time i come to a stop, i stall? Does any one no why this could be happening, and is the hissing rumbling and stalling linked?? Thanks so much for any information, its much appreciated.

2007-12-23 13:18:27 · 7 answers · asked by Little Miss Sunshine 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

because i could get you something else id rather not waste my money

2007-12-23 13:18:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 13:18:08 · 4 answers · asked by JJ 2 in Politics

A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called
the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your
boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your
private life.
If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or BothersomeEmployerElimination Rebooter (BEER). They're available at your local grocery
store.

2007-12-23 13:17:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-23 13:17:49 · 11 answers · asked by Living_Legend 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 13:17:41 · 8 answers · asked by beatyful 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-23 13:17:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 13:17:18 · 4 answers · asked by Professor M 4 in Engineering

2007-12-23 13:16:55 · 7 answers · asked by Professor M 4 in History

2007-12-23 13:16:55 · 10 answers · asked by Oh, it's like that? 7 in Basketball

So I have been keeping the area clean, she is drinkiing water and has a healthy appetite. She plays and seems to get excited but more tired than normal. Now there seems to be some swelling developing under her eyes, and under her chin. Her nose was running and and her eyes seem to have little zits on them. What is going on?? She also feels like she has a fever.

2007-12-23 13:16:52 · 6 answers · asked by demochick83 1 in Dogs

My father tried to buy a car. He signed a contract saying he would buy and wrote a personal check for $9000 to hold the car. He wrote "hold" on the memo line because he was going to get a loan from the bank the next day. The bank did not give him the loan and he never drove the truck off the lot. He then told the car dealership he was going to cancel the check.

A few months later the dealership tried to cash the check and if course it didn't go through. Even though he said he cancelled the check, they put the car in his name. Again, he's never actually took possession of the truck. Now the dealership is suing him and the county has sent him a letter regarding him passing a bad check. Can he be faced with criminal charges? Can the owner take him to court for civil charges for the amount of the car he "owns" on paper, but has never actually took possession of?

2007-12-23 13:16:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anna C 2 in Law & Ethics

2007-12-23 13:16:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

I dislocated my shoulder last tuesday and I have made such tremendous recovery that i have full motion in it already! There is no notisable swelling and very little pain. I know its still not at full strength but does anyone with experience recommended for me to start working on it with VERY light wieghts? I have spring football tryouts starting in late febuary, i want to be at almost full strength by then.

2007-12-23 13:16:19 · 10 answers · asked by headhunta53 2 in Injuries

does that mean anything my sister think that it stands for a symbol

2007-12-23 13:16:02 · 2 answers · asked by Julia Y 2 in Reptiles

Thinking about Raleigh. Currently live in Miller Place, NY. Went to college at NCSU and may be interested in moving back. However, i now have a family, wife, 4 year old and 1 year old. Not really a money thing more change of pace, scenery, etc. Love to hear feedback on those who made the move.

2007-12-23 13:16:00 · 2 answers · asked by mwhickey 1 in Other - United States

They claim I overdrew my account but, My receipts and check registry show that I still had money when I made the purchases.
I am now negative $609.00 dew to there overdraft charges and I'm in fear that they will report me to check systems.

2007-12-23 13:15:56 · 1 answers · asked by jakesontheweb 1 in Other - Business & Finance

Hello. Besides the obvious question I'm asking, I was also wondering what an astronaut's wages are? Do they change whether or not you go into space? When I was younger, I didn't really want to be an astronaut--but since this 8th grade science class (we just studied space) I've realized that I'm really excited about this kind of stuff. Anyways--I'll tell you about myself. I'm 14, and in 8th grade. I'm considered 'smart'. Last year I got all A's (besides the 'B' I got in a non-core class). This year so far, I've recieved A's and B's. Last year I recieved an award that's given to only one person per grade a year for academic achievement, character, behaviour--etc. I don't consider myself fat really, but I know that doesn't have anything to do with my athletic condition. I suppose I'm normal. I'm not out of shape, but I'm not Wonder Woman if you know what I mean. Oh! My last question is: Are there are good colleges that astronauts usually come from? Thanks for your help! I appreciate it.

2007-12-23 13:15:45 · 8 answers · asked by gods_child_007 1 in Astronomy & Space

i think this is what a router does but im not entirely sure am i correct? thx.

2007-12-23 13:15:44 · 2 answers · asked by jack_of_son 1 in Computer Networking

I haven't done it yet but there is only so much a person can ask without repeating.

2007-12-23 13:15:44 · 3 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I follow the cooking directions and they always end up falling apart, if i try leaving them in longer, they burn

im making peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies

please help

2007-12-23 13:15:38 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-12-23 13:15:34 · 29 answers · asked by ☼♥♥♥HAwT CHiCa BaBe♥♥☼[вαиgѕ☮] 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-23 13:15:20 · 8 answers · asked by Joe 1 in Women's Health

Thanks!

2007-12-23 13:15:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

if i need a confidential or higher security clearance, will my civilian medical records be safe?

(if i went to therapy as a civilian, will they find out?)

2007-12-23 13:15:08 · 8 answers · asked by jejune jane- 3 in Military