All categories - 21 December 2007

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died.

"Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. I fell, but luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

2007-12-21 01:09:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If True, share your experience please.

Like when you ask for them to do something simple they are always difficult or difficult in some other kind of way that becomes frustrating.

2007-12-21 01:08:32 · 20 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Will of the people?

2007-12-21 01:08:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

all this damage people have done is making me highly stressed!
knowing that things are damaged, and not knowing what might happen in the future is causing this!!

Please tell me if they are or not!!

2007-12-21 01:08:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

2007-12-21 01:07:30 · 23 answers · asked by laura b 1 in Pregnancy

2007-12-21 01:07:22 · 12 answers · asked by Chisel 1 in Hockey

First Type of Dream:
You are on your way somewhere and about to get into the vehicle but somehow you can't. It's either too small to fit in (like those small cars in a circus) or a regular size but you just can't get in.
Other dreams may have people already in the car waiting for you to get in. But you can't
Others dreams you see it leaving you because you can't get in. And you've told it to go...

Other Car Dream: (this one's a doozy)
Your in the Car...
But in the back seat and you're passing friends you want to pick up so they don't have to walk.
The next thing you know you're telling the driver to stop...but there is no driver...
And you try to take control of the wheel...but you somehow are not able to jump to the front of the car to stop it (you are restricted from doing anything to control it)..and the next thing you know it's swerving out of control and runs over someone....but at that point you are watching that happen from outside the car...
So what da ya think?

2007-12-21 01:07:21 · 4 answers · asked by Calmdelirium 2 in Dream Interpretation

2007-12-21 01:07:17 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The reason people get jobs because they are women or minority is because otherwise they would be turned down.

White people always say "People should get hired for jobs based on skills and not there race etc..."

I agree... but we all know this is not how it works. If you bring in a white male with the same skills as a woman or minority... the white male will usually get the job! Without affirmative action... minorities will be oppressed even more because racist people will not give them a chance. They will just hire their white friends for jobs who have equal or LESS still level than the minorities!

This still goes on now. Yes its wrong that some white people may get turned way from this law.. but in the end.. they still have an advantage compared to others.

Why don't people see this?

2007-12-21 01:07:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

You know your telephone number (7 digits)

Take the first 3 digits
Multiply that by 80
Add 1
Multiply by 250
Add last 4 digits of phone number
Again add the last 4 digits of phone number
Minus 250
Divide them by 2

Surprised by the answer you get. What is that?

2007-12-21 01:07:05 · 16 answers · asked by chidambaram k 6 in Mathematics

If so, where can I view a list of them?

2007-12-21 01:06:34 · 2 answers · asked by vote_usa_first 7 in Elections

I have to go to Racine and pick up some Army uniforms this morning. I think ill just wrap a few articles and hand those out to the family.

2007-12-21 01:06:29 · 4 answers · asked by Smoot 3 in Christmas

2007-12-21 01:06:25 · 9 answers · asked by Kevin SR 1 in Computer Networking

It's just five letters more...but a WORLD of difference. Christ was born and died for our sins. The very least people can do is honor His name. Why are people who are not believers celebrating His birth?

2007-12-21 01:06:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/secret_santa_ii

What will you say to him?

2007-12-21 01:06:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was wondering if the Hawaii job corps is a good place to get my education and live there permanently. I am now in Las Vegas trying to get out. This place sucks! In my opinion, there are a lot of really sketched out, nosy people around here. Not for me. Anyways, just wanted to know if anyone has even heard of Job Corps. If so, is Hawaii the place for me?. I heard it's really beautiful over there, but expensive. Although Hawaii has the lowest unemployment rate.

2007-12-21 01:06:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Honolulu

Internet shopping? I just got my card, and I would like to buy 2 books from the Internet, and I would like them to be delivered till Christmas... Is it possible?

Thank you. xx

2007-12-21 01:05:52 · 11 answers · asked by Jane 3 in Credit

name the city/ region where the tropic of cancer and the time meridian of india [ eighty two and a half degrees ] meet.

2007-12-21 01:05:43 · 2 answers · asked by Shruthi 1 in Geography

recently i started dating someone, and usually i tend to eat pretty decent because its one of the few things i enjoy, but ever since i started dating ive pretty much lost the desire to eat and only do so when my stomach begins to hurt & even then i only eat enough to get by. the last time i experienced something like this was when i was under a lot of stress, but now im as happy as ive ever been but still am experiencing the same thing. considering im a good 30-40lbs overweight i do not consider this a problem, im just curious as to what the deal is.

2007-12-21 01:05:38 · 16 answers · asked by Jonny Mick 2 in Singles & Dating

or did you do it all natural?

2007-12-21 01:05:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2007-12-21 01:05:23 · 37 answers · asked by tia l 1 in Politics

I noticed the world has changed,so I ask
as for me,I'm straight.prefer the term original...

2007-12-21 01:05:21 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What effects has good parenting had on you?
What effects has bad parenting had?

2007-12-21 01:05:09 · 19 answers · asked by Smoochy Poochy 6 in Psychology

for thumbs up or down...ok lets do it again

the most of one will win
could be either

2007-12-21 01:04:18 · 16 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 01:04:10 · 5 answers · asked by Dinesh 1 in Weddings

2007-12-21 01:04:03 · 17 answers · asked by April 5 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-12-21 01:04:00 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys