All categories - 20 December 2007

Johnny was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out,
fireman, policeman, salesman, store manager etc,
But johnny was being very quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out
with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little johnny
aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said johnny, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."

2007-12-20 12:22:17 · 9 answers · asked by cutegir11 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I wanna listen through the wall and listen to my neighbors.

2007-12-20 12:22:09 · 6 answers · asked by Sexy Sam M 2 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-12-20 12:22:02 · 26 answers · asked by d.selten 3 in Politics

2007-12-20 12:22:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

become used to it and learn how to function on little sleep? Right now I function at 75% mode and that makes things difficult.

2007-12-20 12:21:59 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

What is the first thing you would yell? Cause I know you would freak out, I would?

2007-12-20 12:21:48 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Its a very good album. The beats alone make it top 5 albums this year. Lupe does a really good job of flowing and making the album work. I like how cohesive it is, too.

So many people were talking about how intelligent and different Lupe is, and that affected how i looked at his music. Its not intelligent or THAT different. This album is a lot like Living Proof, where the beats are really good and the flows are good enough to keep you into it. But it definitely isn't some epic intelligent deep poetry thing like ppl make it out to be. He doesnt say anything deep or poetic, but its good music and I think that thats what it should be looked as. I have a problem with people calling him the next Nas or 'the savior of hip hop', but the music came out great, which is the most important part. This is a lot better than Food and Liquor.

What are your opinions on this album?

2007-12-20 12:21:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

2007-12-20 12:21:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-12-20 12:21:31 · 6 answers · asked by popatop321 1 in Religion & Spirituality

My dad doesn't like us watching it on the internet, he wants us to download the anime from a site so it can be watched several times without needing to be downloaded again.

So I would like to find a site that I can download it from for free to my computer.

2007-12-20 12:20:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I had been told once that the D minor was the most harmonically balanced scale.
And what does it mean for a scale to be "harominaclly" balanced?

2007-12-20 12:20:40 · 5 answers · asked by Kerbachard! -El Wapo™ © 5 in Classical

seem to speak so rapidly. It is a beautiful melodic language, but I just can't understand why so fast. Maybe it is just my perception.

2007-12-20 12:20:39 · 8 answers · asked by Braddock52 3 in Languages

AGREED

2007-12-20 12:20:34 · 28 answers · asked by I'm afraid of Virginia Woolf 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-20 12:20:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

Hello, recently while driving my car at speeds roughly between 60-80mph I have gotten the feeling that I either abruptly took my foot of the gas, or slightly tapped the brake - it's not a hard braking feeling, just a sudden lag ... it's weird. The tac, mpg meter and spdo all are normal with no movement - it's only happened about 10 times the past week (I drive 80+ miles per day). Not sure what this could be - any ideas?

2007-12-20 12:20:32 · 4 answers · asked by LadyK 1 in BMW

my friends ask me for advice regarding their love life, family life, and social life and expect me to know the answers. somehow, i give them the right answer and all goes as hoped. i'm not sure how i do it, because i've never had a girlfriend, my family is spotlessly perfect, and my social life is okay. is it just that i make lucky guesses, or is it something more? do i have a knack for this kind of thing, or do i have some kind of sixth sense? please answer because the best answer i've gotten at school is that i'm advice-ful. please help.

2007-12-20 12:20:22 · 4 answers · asked by Mythfinder 2 in Psychology

singers of all each songs . or do you know some songs .

2007-12-20 12:20:21 · 2 answers · asked by statecalifornia2009 7 in Other - Music

Someone please cheer me up, having a really bad day:-(

2007-12-20 12:20:19 · 30 answers · asked by lasticlegs 4 in Polls & Surveys

did you like it? i thought it was freaky..lol

2007-12-20 12:20:18 · 3 answers · asked by Jasmine 3 in Movies

2007-12-20 12:20:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am.

2007-12-20 12:20:06 · 4 answers · asked by murphs 7 in Other - Music

2007-12-20 12:19:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vancouver

male- Shuler Hensley (played Jud in the London 1998 revival of Oklahoma!)
female- Angela Lansbury

2007-12-20 12:19:47 · 6 answers · asked by I'm afraid of Virginia Woolf 5 in Polls & Surveys

first off, its not me, its for my boyfriend. He got caught for stealing a car in the year of '98. 10 years later, e is a better person, and he actually wants to take the test for him to be a police officer. the only thing holding him back is this thing on his record. So what my question is, do u know how to get something off your record, does he have to do anything? is there something we can do?

2007-12-20 12:19:42 · 8 answers · asked by Hypnotiq 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

How much is their average salary? or hourly wage?

2007-12-20 12:19:42 · 4 answers · asked by Virginia 3 in Other - Careers & Employment

2007-12-20 12:19:34 · 17 answers · asked by gldnsilnc 6 in Philosophy

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071220/ap_on_re_us/katrina_public_housing

2007-12-20 12:19:32 · 5 answers · asked by steven25t 7 in Other - Society & Culture

do u mind drool or not

2007-12-20 12:19:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

I know she likes plants and things like that, should I get her a gift card instead? What would you prefer?

2007-12-20 12:19:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or is that something John Hagee invented?

2007-12-20 12:19:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality