All categories - 14 December 2007

Hornless unicorns, or "horses" are large four-legged mammals used by humans for racing, riding, and making glue. Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri (say it aloud) has been studying the lineage of horses, and has discovered that they must have been intelligently designed.

According to Em Adjineri science, horses are just hornless unicorns. However, this means that if evolution is true, horses evolved from unicorns. Therefore, there must be a transitional fossil of a horse with only half a horn.

No such transitional fossils have been found. In fact, no unicorn fossils have been found that date to after the period of the global flood. Therefore, God must have killed all the unicorns during the flood, and secretly stuck horses on the ark when Moses was looking the other way. (God's sneaky like that).

Therefore, God intelligently designed horses. Since intelligent design is just creationism in disguise, this means that creationism is true and evolution is false.

2007-12-14 02:01:05 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

We gave a young lad 20 Euros earlier and got him some food and a coffee

The lad actually got down and kissed my Wife`s shoes

Shouldnt the Government be doing more for the Homeless?

2007-12-14 02:00:56 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ive just been dumped by the perfect girl, and we talked and she said its her not me, she even called me perfect but all im askin is when does my heart start to not hurt anymore

2007-12-14 02:00:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Even if it was his own and not someone else's. But afterall it is still a .....

2007-12-14 02:00:36 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Have any of you checked out Mike Gravel? he is awsome!!!! If you havent checked him out you should he is all about the people has some wonderfull ideas about the war and the war on drugs our national deficite, and medical reform, everything sounds great and nobody knows who he is, its a real shame check him out here. www.gravel2008.us

2007-12-14 02:00:21 · 5 answers · asked by Meesha 2 in Elections

2007-12-14 02:00:15 · 24 answers · asked by kevinthornsobessedfan 1 in Wrestling

2007-12-14 02:00:13 · 19 answers · asked by ISAIAH 5 in Polls & Surveys

I honestly have no idea what the NFL's policy is on this issue. Do they do testing? If so, why not? Those guys are freaking HUGE, I'd think it would be ripe pickings so to speak. If they do, how often?

Hopefully this is tightly controlled; so much so that it's just assumed and that's why I never hear about it in the media.

2007-12-14 02:00:09 · 7 answers · asked by Skalite 6 in Football (American)

how old do you have to be to get one? Or is there no age limit?

2007-12-14 01:59:57 · 2 answers · asked by James 1 in Credit

a: have a best friend who is low-life, scum and not a nice person at all to anyone except you

b: have a low life boyfriend/girlfriend who is using you

2007-12-14 01:59:45 · 17 answers · asked by waddlin' along 7 in Polls & Surveys

My son is 6, and he has his heart set on having a brother named Jack Robert. He uses that name all the time when he plays pirates and so on, he found a turtle and named it Jack Robert... he just loves that name. He started talking about his brother Jack Robert about a year and a half ago, and now that we're actually thinking up baby names, I'm wondering would it be horrible to just go with that? Would you be annoyed if you only got your name because your brother thought it was a good pirate name? I think Jack is kind of cute, and Robert is my father's middle name... so maybe it's not tooooo bad? What do you think?

2007-12-14 01:59:44 · 29 answers · asked by Lamborama 5 in Baby Names

2007-12-14 01:59:41 · 25 answers · asked by Blue Charlie 4 in Polls & Surveys

Lights are decorating he cacti and suhauro in our neighborhood

2007-12-14 01:59:38 · 8 answers · asked by Holiday Magic 7 in Christmas

Christmas appears to be the most significant holiday to Christians. Is the holiday mandated anywhere in Christian scriptures or in the doctrine of the Church? If so where?

2007-12-14 01:59:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

2007-12-14 01:59:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

If there are so many people who are lonely, then couldn't all the lonely people get together, so they won't be lonely anymore?

2007-12-14 01:59:10 · 11 answers · asked by Disgruntly 1 in Polls & Surveys

To frequently dream not being able to run though being able to walk normally, what does it mean?

2007-12-14 01:58:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dream Interpretation

Happy Friday! And so I don't get in trouble with Y!, Happy Birthday to Rckets! :)

With all the advertising that we are subjected to during this happy shopping season (*grrr*) I've had the chance to see just how many musicians have products and product lines with their names on them. The number of artists that negotiate these deals seems to get bigger every year...someone, somewhere must be buying this stuff since this trend is growing.

My question is would you, if you were unaware of the quality of the merchandise, purchase a product strictly because your favorite artist's name was on it?

2007-12-14 01:58:57 · 31 answers · asked by Sookie 6 in Rock and Pop

i am on disability,married,own (paying on) a house,a lot of credit cards from when I used to be able to work and used to have good credit,used credit cards to pay bills while SS disability claim was processing,can't afford to pay with current income from SS,can't afford to file bankruptcy,do not want to lose house

2007-12-14 01:58:56 · 5 answers · asked by wendy c 1 in Personal Finance

I have a HP Designjet 500 and we had to change the plotter head this morning. It looks like a smaller ink cartridge... Can anyone tell me what exactly it does? Is it a filter for the ink before it hits the paper? Thanks!

2007-12-14 01:58:56 · 1 answers · asked by Little Ms Sunshine 2 in Printers

2007-12-14 01:58:55 · 3 answers · asked by mustafa l 1 in Diet & Fitness

Are the people in higher positions closer to your God?

2007-12-14 01:58:48 · 11 answers · asked by Link strikes back 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I divorced my ex-husband 5 1/2 years. My kids lived with him 10 month with him in that time I met my boyfriend and moved together (at this point I didn't have the kids); we had great times together we barely had disagreements. Then my ex-husband couldn't handle the kids and they moved with us. My boyfriend doesn't have any children and it has been very difficult to transition from single to have an instant family. He is helping me a lot and he had taken the father part very serious, to the point that I feel that we live only by his rules. I love him and love my kids; I feel I'm in the middle of this. My kids are in their teen age and I heard most of the parents goes through difficult times at this age. My boyfriend wants me to be more like him; I tried to support his rules but sometimes I think he over reacts for small things. I don't know what to do at this point? I know my boyfriend cares for me but I don't feel he cares for my kids, what should you suggest I do?

2007-12-14 01:58:47 · 10 answers · asked by Dulce C 1 in Marriage & Divorce

He is paid to do his job and he apparently is doing it quite
effectively to get national attention, don't you think?

2007-12-14 01:58:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

i am working on acting but sometimes wish i had some guidence on how to start can anyone help

2007-12-14 01:58:30 · 7 answers · asked by cflow15 1 in Theater & Acting

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him from the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

'Honey, breakfast is on the stove , I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son... What happened last night?' 'Well Dad, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when
you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,

'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'

Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time: PRICELESS

2007-12-14 01:58:16 · 12 answers · asked by inhis_image 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-14 01:58:16 · 2 answers · asked by che l 2 in Scanners

2007-12-14 01:58:13 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

O Lord, please don't burn us.
Don't grill or toast Your flock.
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don't fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.

http://www.geocities.com/fang_club/Please_dont_burn_us.html

2007-12-14 01:58:06 · 4 answers · asked by Godless AM™ VT 7 in Religion & Spirituality