Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him from the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
'Honey, breakfast is on the stove , I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son... What happened last night?' 'Well Dad, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when
you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time: PRICELESS
2007-12-14 01:58:16 · 12 answers · asked by inhis_image 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh man!!! that's the spirit!!
2007-12-14 02:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by Elie Margareth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, this is realllllly simple! You know how if you twist your hair up it eventuallys coils into a bun? Well, take you bangs, if you have them, otherwise use the part of hair that would be bangs, and tease it up, smooth it over by lighty combing it on the top layer, bobby pin this so u have a little poof on top of you head. [the coiled double bun look] next, take your hair and divide it so you have two layers, a top and a bottom, twist your top layer at the back of your head, pin with a bunch of bobby pins. do the same bun with the bottom layer right under the first one. make sure they are touching, otherwise it wont look good! [the side bun] curl your hair all over, they don't have to be perfect. loosen the curls by scrunching them up with ur hands and messing with them. then take your hair and gather it into a kinda messy ponytail where u want your bun to be. spray with hair spray, and after it dries push your curls towards you head and randomly pin around the base of the pony. shape it with the pins into a bun on the side of your head. you can add a cute little clip with a flower on it taddaaaaa finished! if u want anymore ideas just send me an email :)
2016-04-09 02:42:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adorable!
2007-12-14 07:30:36 · answer #3 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. That's starworthy.
2007-12-14 07:20:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
2007-12-14 02:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by Jed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-12-14 02:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one I applaud him...
2007-12-14 02:11:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a joke that will save my a.s.s
2007-12-14 02:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by LOOK!!! there he is. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's awesome!! i hope i can be that "smart" one day
2007-12-14 02:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's so cute and funny!
2007-12-14 03:21:59 · answer #10 · answered by Jessica 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋