A husband get into a fight with his wife while driving his car home, he speed a little and caught up by a police patrol.
The officer: "u were speeding like 80mph"
The husband :"no way, there must be something wrong with tht device?"
The wife "yes officer there must be something wrong bcs he was driving a 100mph"
The officer continued "aahhh, and do u do u know tht ur rear light r broken!"
The husband " gosh nooooo, it must have been broken a few seconds ago, bcs I checked it out this morning and it was fine"
The wife "oh no, honey it was broken 4 months, and I was trying to make u fix it but u didn't listen to me"
The husband looses his grips and start screaming at his wife:
"R U CRAZY?, WHTS WRONG WITH U?"
The officer "is he always tht angry madam?"
The wife "oh, nooo son, only when he is drunk!!!"
2007-12-09
23:45:04
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