A wealthy business man and his wife are looking through a marriage-help book when his husband turns to his wife. ''It says here that the most important thing in a marriage is honesty. So let's come to grips here. Honey... have you ever cheated on me? I've never cheated on you.''
He saw the twisted look on his wife's face, and trying to supress his anger, he asked: ''How many times? And when?''
The wife responded, ''Well... you know that time when your company was broke, and you couldn't get the landlord to let his pay slide for another month?''
The husband stared. ''You mean you're the one who got him to?''
His wife nodded. The husband thought it over, then sighed. ''I guess that's okay. Any other times?''
''Well... when you had that heart attack, and the doctor refused to give a heart transplant for the amount of money we had at the time... I kinda...''
''Ah, you're the one who made it possible.''
2007-12-09 23:42:04 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The husband looked honestly relieved. ''Well, that's understandable, you saved my life. Any others?''
She nodded. ''One more.''
The husband leaned forward. ''Well... you remember the time when you were running for president of your company, and you were short by 17 votes...?''
2007-12-09 23:42:47 · update #1
behind every great man is a good woman helping out, pmsl hun, excellent
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2007-12-10 02:46:42 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good Have a Star
2007-12-10 07:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, great! Keep em coming!
2007-12-10 07:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now THERE'S dedication to her man, for ya!! LOL!
2007-12-10 07:48:36 · answer #4 · answered by Sunshine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-10 08:42:49 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-10 08:14:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good my young friend
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2007-12-10 07:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
amazingly intersting!!!!
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2007-12-10 08:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by model_1979 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-10 09:50:40 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! another good one.....
2007-12-10 07:48:48 · answer #10 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋