A husband get into a fight with his wife while driving his car home, he speed a little and caught up by a police patrol.
The officer: "u were speeding like 80mph"
The husband :"no way, there must be something wrong with tht device?"
The wife "yes officer there must be something wrong bcs he was driving a 100mph"
The officer continued "aahhh, and do u do u know tht ur rear light r broken!"
The husband " gosh nooooo, it must have been broken a few seconds ago, bcs I checked it out this morning and it was fine"
The wife "oh no, honey it was broken 4 months, and I was trying to make u fix it but u didn't listen to me"
The husband looses his grips and start screaming at his wife:
"R U CRAZY?, WHTS WRONG WITH U?"
The officer "is he always tht angry madam?"
The wife "oh, nooo son, only when he is drunk!!!"
2007-12-09 23:45:04 · 12 answers · asked by Light Shielded By Dark 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha funny......divorce lawyers on call for him!!!
2007-12-10 05:00:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You guys are both total goofballs. Your wife is a total fool for asking you to help in the first place. On a positive note, here she is, trying to save some $$ (it can cost at least 40-50 bucks for highlights), and it takes just minutes to do. Since your game was tivo'd, you could have watched it any time. But then you got too caught up in the game and lost track of time. She shouldn't have fallen asleep and so she had it coming. It ALWAYS pays to go to the stylist, even for more $$. As for you, I recommend just shaving the moustache now, and get it over with...
2016-05-22 11:13:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh im sensing lawyers an divorce courts
2007-12-10 04:13:33 · answer #3 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! i like it! good one! a woman always wins. never underestimate the power of an angry woman.
2007-12-09 23:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
Very very funny!
2007-12-10 00:49:44 · answer #5 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-09 23:58:20 · answer #6 · answered by GoodGirlGoneBad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-10 00:42:28 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-10 00:12:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, good one! :D
2007-12-09 23:59:43 · answer #9 · answered by Pinay Backpacker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, very good
2007-12-09 23:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by just me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋