The other night while we were sleeping
My wife says hunny someones peeping
I told her to go back to bed
I never heard just what she said
She got right up and went outside
She searched around and circled wide
Then I'm hearing someone yelling
Who is there, there's no way telling
But now he's in a strangle hold
And pretty soon, he'll be out cold
I start to pry away her fingers
He's looking blue, his life now lingers
I think she's watching too much wrestling
She's seen those holds, that now she's testing
The cops got here and jumped right in
Thats better then what could have been
From what the cops saw going here
And from what she said I could not hear
I quess they were not too impressed
Cause he was clothed, and her undressed
2007-12-03
03:18:32
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