All categories - 30 November 2007

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
Over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,
Surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath Nurse',
He mumbles, from behind the mask.

'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
To wash your upper body

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may split his sutures from worry about his testicles,
She overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
The other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
Thank you, That was wonderful, but listen very, closely..



A r e - my test results back?

2007-11-30 16:23:05 · 4 answers · asked by Trea (pron.tree) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

music video ever made?

2007-11-30 16:23:03 · 13 answers · asked by misskitti7® 7 in Polls & Surveys

What are the best an most trusted companies?

2007-11-30 16:23:02 · 4 answers · asked by DRNoraSarasin 3 in Insurance

all my friend's have started and i have'nt
what happens next??????????????

2007-11-30 16:22:55 · 6 answers · asked by emster 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-11-30 16:22:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 16:22:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well my due date isnt until Saturday but the doctors are going to induce me on Friday, if i dont go into labor before then.. (I had an accident and fell on my belly giving me steady contractions) So this was my option. I just wanted to see other womens experiences of having to be induced and how it went for you or some1 you know?

2007-11-30 16:22:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

someone once told me this was true, i'm still a bit skeptical about it

2007-11-30 16:22:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-11-30 16:22:26 · 2 answers · asked by Judy in KC 1 in Soap Operas

Considering they loose to ohio state every year?

2007-11-30 16:22:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I NEED TO KNOW WHat area code is that/

2007-11-30 16:22:14 · 3 answers · asked by sexy 1 1 in Land Phones

ive been prescribed these from doc for insomnia but im unsure about taking them

2007-11-30 16:22:08 · 9 answers · asked by Little Star 3 in Mental Health

2007-11-30 16:22:06 · 18 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6 in Senior Citizens

I sequence songs to my Christmas lights. I am looking for some songs for next year and I leave it to the Christmas fans here on YA to point me in the right direction.

I want to know your favorite Christmas Song and the Artist (I need to be able to find it on I-tunes or some other legal pay per song site).

I prefer an up tempo song, but will consider slow songs with a good melody.


Thanks for your answers

PS: Serious answers only, unless you want 2 points.

Have a great Holiday Season and Merry Christmas!

Songs I have done in the past:

TSO's Wizard in Winter
TSO's Christmas Eve Sarajevo
Mannheim Steamroller's Carol of the Bells and Stille Nacht
Linus and Lucy - Vince G. Trio
Baby It's Cold Outside
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
I Want A Hippo for Christmas
Christmastime is Near (by the Charlie Brown Singers)
and many more.

Please include artists. For example there are several hundred versions of Silent Night. I want to be able to find your favorite version and artist.

2007-11-30 16:21:46 · 10 answers · asked by Christmas Light Guy 7 in Christmas

I'm really shy but its been getting a little better...

2007-11-30 16:21:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Mine is probably Glamorous by Fergie. Because that was my ringtone at the time and i heard it all night. And because i was just glamorous. lol

2007-11-30 16:21:42 · 23 answers · asked by ♥=♫ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 16:21:35 · 1 answers · asked by jr5594 2 in Elections

I think it would be really great to watch Pro wrestling at the olympics...

2007-11-30 16:21:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

how much weight did you lose ?
how long did it take?
what did you do/eat
if you used any diet pills dont answer the question

2007-11-30 16:21:10 · 7 answers · asked by mziwantitall 2 in Diet & Fitness

I just wanted to know. How do you do it? I really can't cope with it at all!

2007-11-30 16:20:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2007-11-30 16:20:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anthony D 1 in Men's Health

Hi frinends,
I am Rajan & i am looking for investment for short-term or medium-term, which will give me max return. Please suggest me best plan.

2007-11-30 16:20:30 · 5 answers · asked by rajan 1 in Investing

I was recuntly vacationing in Thailand and was having a political conversation with and incredibly intelligent man from Denmark. He was very well educated on american politics but he had one question that I could not explain well. He said that most Europeans don't understand why americans are so obsessed with guns and why they make it such a big political issue like it is the only thing that matters in government. He said that in most European countries it is legal to own guns but most people just don't care either way. It it in our constutution that the right exists and no one plans to change the constitution. Even if some one did try it would take a president to agree and like 2/3 of congress and senate to make the change. So why are so many americans obsessed and why do they vote like this is the only thing that really matters??

2007-11-30 16:20:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Civic Participation

i have hip perthes and my left leg is smaller than my right in all ways. lenght, diameter, and my left butt cheek is alot smaller than my right. if i sit for more than an hour my whole left leg goes to sleep and hurts like hell. i have been on pain killers for 16 years and they dont help anymore. it is starting to move into my lower back and sometimes i have to use my hands to pick my leg up to get out of bed in the a.m. please help.

2007-11-30 16:20:21 · 2 answers · asked by big-tdl81 2 in Pain & Pain Management

Whats your opinion on britney spears?
love to hear it!

<3 personal i kinda like her music even tho the lyrics are retared.

2007-11-30 16:20:17 · 11 answers · asked by heyme 2 in Celebrities

1st of December good people and hope we are all feeling well.

So who said white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits this morning

2007-11-30 16:19:57 · 10 answers · asked by misskitti7® 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 16:19:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hypothetically speaking, how would you want God to prove his existence to you?

2007-11-30 16:19:41 · 21 answers · asked by Yahoo Sucks 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I don't know about you but mines Elf.

2007-11-30 16:19:32 · 15 answers · asked by sballpitcher04 1 in Christmas

who can go for a date?

2007-11-30 16:19:20 · 15 answers · asked by nainika m 1 in Singles & Dating