A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
Over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,
Surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath Nurse',
He mumbles, from behind the mask.
'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
To wash your upper body
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may split his sutures from worry about his testicles,
She overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
The other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
Thank you, That was wonderful, but listen very, closely..
A r e - my test results back?
2007-11-30 16:23:05 · 4 answers · asked by Trea (pron.tree) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! Definately telling this one at work in the morning!!!
2007-11-30 17:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by Dave R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 05:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was the best one tonight. A star for you.
2007-12-01 03:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by Help4me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CUTE
2007-12-01 00:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by devine_secrets34 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋