Atheists: How would you like God to make his entrance...?

Question

Hypothetically speaking, how would you want God to prove his existence to you?

Answer 1

He can ring the doorbell like everyone else. Oh and please remind him to take off his sandals at the door.

Answer 2

That's going to be a bit of a paradox actually....

If he were arrive he would have to point out which religion was "right" and then as per the "winning" religions holy book they would probably be put to death for being infidels / nonbelievers.

Even if there was a god and he presented himself that made it pretty well indisputable the first thing he should do is to remove all religions, cure the worlds problems then disappear and never come back. Hopefully that would set us on a course that would not see us destroy ourselves so quickly. That would both be the most benevolent act and at the same time show people that they need to be independent and stop expecting god to step in every time we royally screw things up.

If he said one religion was right and the other wasn't or left "Holy Book 2.0" with updated rules we would end up repeating history. One Scholar says "cake is delicious" is meant to be taken literally and another says it means we should kill all infidels. It's a stupid example but I like cake deal with it :)

Answer 3

If I woke up and was hung like a horse with a big bow around it and a note saying "Use wisely - God" then I'd believe. If Halle Berry, Jenifer Aniston, Dena Meyers or some other Hollywood beauty was there too, that would be a rock solid (pun intended) convincer.

Hope you got a laugh from this as opposed to being offended - never want to offend.

Answer 4

Descends from the sky in a golden chariot being pulled by ten flaming winged horses, then comes out, grows 1000 times in size and stomps the streets of new york and climbs the empire state building like King Kong and screams "I AM GOD!!!!!" Classic Hollywood moment.

Answer 5

I want the Flying Spaghetti Monster to rise out of my kitchen's cooking pot, and grow to the size of a Toyota. Then let me climb aboard his back, grab two noodles, and fly around the world.

That's REALLY how I'd want the enterence of a mythical creator deity to be revealed: silly, obvious, and entertaining.

Answer 6

He should come down and have coffee. You know, speak to me just like every other sentient being.

Sending emotional, illogical people, coincidences, and a difficult to read collection of holy books from hundreds of years ago certain isn't what he'd do. He's speak to me himself.

Answer 7

I'd like him to move Mt. Everest to Toledo and then turn Michael Jackson black again.

Or just say hello to everyone. That would be fine too.

Answer 8

i'd rather just see good prevail .you save ink, increase emotional instability and fervor in horrid acts ; But you don't stop chasing your tail like a dog without the sense to know better.

Answer 9

Sure, in the immortal words from "The Price is Right".... "Come on down."

As for proof that he is who he says he is.. Answers to many questions and miracles on demand...

Do you think a fictional character is up to the challenge?

Answer 10

On his knees, begging for forgiveness for his terrible treatment of his creations. Begging us to forgive him for all the pain and suffering he has caused or allowed.

Answer 11

He needs a good pyrotechnics team -- like KISS. Then, when He's made His entrance, He can make me rich and then cure all human disease and injury.