All categories - 30 November 2007

I'm taking a government class and have to write a paper on the questions. I just really don't know where to start. Got any ideas.

2007-11-30 06:56:39 · 6 answers · asked by roks11 1 in Government

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took
one look at her, and all his professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed, the doctor
began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities."
"That is right," said the doctor.
He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast
cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse
with her.
He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in
the first place."

2007-11-30 06:56:23 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-30 06:56:12 · 4 answers · asked by Ivory33 6 in Anthropology

and whyy ??

2007-11-30 06:56:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Greece

I'm thinking the scene from Life of Brian where the guy has been condemned tobe stoned for sayin Jehovah. Realizing he has nothing to lose he starts dancing and singing Jehovah, Jehovah.

In our case how much respect and tolerance do we have to give hte Muslim world when every attempt to do so is rebuffed and a large portion wants our culture destroyed.

I seriously want to grab a teddy bear and dance around singing Mohammed, Mohammed and then hold up my copy of the Satanic verses. Then I will post it on Youtube along with videos of my wife driving somewhere or worse, showing her knees in public

2007-11-30 06:55:31 · 12 answers · asked by Marc P, Fundie's Bane 6 in Religion & Spirituality

It has not been used since May 2007. The lines and tanks were drained then so there should not be anything left in the lines to freeze. Do I still need to winterize or will the pipes be ok?

2007-11-30 06:55:28 · 4 answers · asked by syco 4 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

But now all my friends are saying that vegetarians are retarded and that its a cult. I dont know what to say to them, all i say is that it is being cruel to animals, i need more reasons why i should still be a 'vege-head'

2007-11-30 06:55:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Vegetarian & Vegan

that for every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism ?
(or "Violation" from Yahoo)

2007-11-30 06:55:16 · 1 answers · asked by ~Peachy~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF7cbKMJ-rg


on youtube

2007-11-30 06:55:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I have a 7 mo. old English Bulldog. He is the sweetest puppy ever. Until the past month. We have had to have the cable company come out 6 times in 2 weeks to reattach the cable cord to the outside of our home. The bathroom cabinets have been torn apart (where his water and food are), and our guest bedroom has been shredded (he pulled a hodini and escaped from his metal kennel that was in this room). He is shown so much attention, we walk him daily for 1-2 miles and he has tons of chew toys! Im about at my ends. What else can i do?!

2007-11-30 06:55:01 · 7 answers · asked by chelsea w 1 in Dogs

I ordered a perscription over a month ago, and I still haven't recieved it. They don't seem to have a phone number listed on the site, unless I'm missing it. I'm a week late in taking the medication and I'm starting to get annoyed. Has anyone ordered anything from this site? Did you have similar experiences?

2007-11-30 06:54:44 · 1 answers · asked by jackie 2 in Women's Health

Personally I think it's the main difference between the Dems and Repubs.

2007-11-30 06:54:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

When I use PC Drummer on my 750 mhz Compaq laptop with XP Home, I get all the volume I want, but when I use it on my desktop HP (2.8 ghz with XP Pro), I don't get enough volume, even though the sound adjustment is maxed out. Both computers have the sound cards they came with -- very rudimentary. So -- if I install soundblaster, will that give me more volume?

2007-11-30 06:54:38 · 3 answers · asked by beingagood1 5 in Software

Ok I'm in my late 20's -just a note

I mean I havent spoken to them in years and I choose not to because my life was devistating where as now I know who I am and what I need to do.

I feel guilt sometimes but just because they are my parents does not mean they are the best for me....

2007-11-30 06:54:31 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Family

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=7789422

2007-11-30 06:54:27 · 2 answers · asked by portugalparasempre92 2 in Music & Music Players

whos stronger devil or humans

2007-11-30 06:54:17 · 9 answers · asked by zzzzzz321321 1 in Mythology & Folklore

i know it's because men are intimidated by my beauty, and my 100 watt smile....(see avatar). how can i let guys know that i'm more than just beauty? i get lonely too...should i make myself less attractive??

2007-11-30 06:54:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

In other words, if your underlying assumption is: “There is no God”
…and these are the “glasses” through which you look at the world:

Then even the most definitive, indisputable, reproducible proof of the existence of God would still have to be dismissed based on the underlying assumption, “There is no God”.

Kind of like saying, “There is no moon”:
http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm

Does this mean that:
1) Atheists who ask for proof are actually agnostics?
2) Even if God does exist, it would be impossible for even God Himself to prove it to an atheist?

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2007-11-30 06:54:09 · 31 answers · asked by yachadhoo 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-30 06:54:08 · 10 answers · asked by Gareth T 1 in History

i've got brown eyes.

2007-11-30 06:54:03 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi. I'm looking for acting websites that have auditions for films(preferably in the Chicagoland area) that are 100% free. I would really appreciate any suggestions. Thank you.

2007-11-30 06:54:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

2007-11-30 06:53:52 · 9 answers · asked by realitycheck 3 in Politics

Im so curly and now I have long and prety just like Beyonce... and I often straight my hair :), and if you were Me would u make out the same Victoria Beckham's haircut ???

2007-11-30 06:53:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

Little Johnny: A Moral Story

One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story....

The next day Johnny tells his story....

"My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands"

Teacher looks in shock at Johnny and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story....Johnny replies, "Yeah... don't mess with my dad when he's been drinking"

2007-11-30 06:53:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

when things don't go right, what do you do to stay positive?

2007-11-30 06:53:33 · 10 answers · asked by Eric the Great *USA* 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 06:53:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 06:53:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

thx

2007-11-30 06:53:07 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I have no self control with snacks or staying on task!
I had a goal to drop a pant size by the end of the year, but I'm going the oppisite way!! oops
I should be working right now too!
Thanks ;)
hehe

2007-11-30 06:53:00 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys