Yo! tubby, throw in a salad now and then.
My god! Is that your A** or did two planets collide?
I've seen less blubber at perfume factories.
Is that smell coming from the rotting bacon in your skin folds?
Stop walking near the beach, your bringing the tide in.
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
Well at least you have your cats..... all 97 of them
I smell burning flesh.... maybe you should stop walking so fast
Here you go, The lard and gravy sandwich you ordered. Sniff Sniff, it that rotting bacon I smell in your skin folds?
Time to check for medium sized dead mammals in your butt crack again.
2007-11-30 07:06:45
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Shame, shame on you! But... Food satisfies one of the senses, why stay on task when variety is the spice of life, you have the freedom to change your mind, and last but not least, you are just an energy conservationist and doing your part...
2007-11-30 07:00:52
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answered by Promised Attitude 2
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M♥ni - listen sweetie - you know that you need to stop snacking and getting off of your to-do list - you need to wake up! Just try harder - I know you can do it!
Hey, I need a scolding myself. Can you scold me too? I've been procrastinating and I got an exam coming up so I should stop delaying ... I think I need some help, so anyways... please if you know of a good way or find a good way then let me know pretty please :)
2007-11-30 06:57:43
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answer #3
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answered by Adel 6
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Join the club!
2007-11-30 06:56:35
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answered by Mrs.Ruthie 2
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Bad girl! Stay on your goals! Hurray for you when you reach the end. You'll feel much better about yourself when you do. Keep at it!
2007-11-30 06:57:02
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answered by Anonymous
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young lady if you don't stop eating snacks you're gonna get a whooping! you heard me! now drop and give me 20 (sit ups)
2007-11-30 06:57:21
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answered by ihateyouguys 3
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youre grounded till the end fo this year so you can think about your New Years Resolution to drop that weight, and you better to stick with it young lady, do you hear me!!!???
there, was that it?
2007-11-30 06:56:25
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answered by Anonymous
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Quit eating! Right now!
2007-11-30 06:56:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Get hold of yourself young lady or you may wind up getting a good licking !
2007-11-30 07:00:23
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answered by Anonymous
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That can be your New Years Resolution. Don't give up!!
2007-11-30 06:56:48
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answered by sunny r 3
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