All categories - 28 November 2007

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"

The woman turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "He said he thinks he knows you!".

2007-11-28 19:25:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what did you say?

2007-11-28 19:25:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

2007-11-28 19:25:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sorry, is a homework question and I need your help.

2007-11-28 19:24:57 · 7 answers · asked by Negra 2 !!!!! 3 in Law Enforcement & Police

do i sound like a forgotten angel??

2007-11-28 19:24:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

The gift

The girl spots it on the cover of a small chocolate box. An elephant stepping out into a spring-smitten silence. Be it a butterfly in motion or I love you kissed by the wall. To catch it, she draws a little heart. So as to read it, she colors it, too.

2007-11-28 19:24:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

I'm on my 4th pregnancy, but I dont remember with the other ones actually seeing my baby stretching herself out across my belly this soon, especially since most people are just now starting to feel their baby move. I can also feel body parts now. This started at least 2 weeks ago too. Im measuring right on target, but it's really weird to experience this so soon.
Anyone else seen this movement this early too??

I was thin when i conceived(120lbs) and now am up to 140 so I don't know if it's because I'm thinner with this pregnancy

2007-11-28 19:24:05 · 4 answers · asked by Suzy R. 3 in Pregnancy

2007-11-28 19:23:34 · 10 answers · asked by Raenell S 1 in Singles & Dating

What do cheaters feel? Do most cheaters eventually regret or feel remorse? What are the statistics for an adulterous relationship actually working?

2007-11-28 19:22:13 · 24 answers · asked by BlaBla 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Yourself:
Life:
Love:
America:

2007-11-28 19:22:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sea cruise?

2007-11-28 19:21:51 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 19:21:26 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just found out that my bf's parents are planning on getting me a christmas present and now I don't know what to get them...any suggestions?

2007-11-28 19:21:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

make a long story short, my Mom has always put my aunt, uncle and 3 cousins on this huge pedastel saying their the best and were very close..
Only time i saw them for years was on x-mas, thanksgiving, once in summer.
No phone calls to keep in touch in between.
I even moved 20 minutes away from them and never got a call once from them...
I tried reaching out and being friendly by writing friendly emails,, not once did i ever get a repky back from any of them..
I even asked one cousin to call me when he watches a movie i reccomended, he looked at me stunned and said "umm your phone is always busy:, " i said leave leave a messsage, he never did..
Then i visited another cousins town on my own, she was always sugry sweet in person on x-mas, in her town she was mean and did everything to get me to leave and never come back...-

So my question is arent these people Fake? I told my Mom if they cant keep in contact with me why should i even see them on holidays, dont i have a point?

2007-11-28 19:20:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

2007-11-28 19:20:25 · 22 answers · asked by Jake 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-11-28 19:19:29 · 32 answers · asked by I Dream of Best Answer 4 in Polls & Surveys

for the past 9 or 10 years I have been having a VERY vivid reoccuring dream. I'm aware that it's something I need to deal with or change in my life, but I have absolutely no idea what it is. I only comes when I am very stressed out, usually comes every night for a few nights then goes away, and it seems to be the very first thing that comes to mind when I close my eyes before I fall asleep then I fixate on it untill I fall asleep and have the dream.

The dream is, I pull up down the street from my ex-girlfriends house driving my parents old pickup. It's night time, but very light out. I stop at the end of the street and get out with a very very specific rifle. I use the door frame as a platform and sight in on her husbands car. Just then she walks out, he's in the doorway. She walks to the drivers door of his car and is just getting in...... and thats the end of it. I just watch her walk to the car through the scope and it ends. It's never gone any further at all....

2007-11-28 19:19:16 · 4 answers · asked by Robb H 2 in Dream Interpretation

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Let us look at Psalm 23
Ps 23:1-6 The LORD is my Shepherd; I shall not want..... Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.


Q1) .The LORD is Jehovah - any dispute? Y / N
Q2) .Who is this Person whom David is speaking about? Father , Son or Holy Spirit??


So......why is the Jehovah Witnesses having so much trouble to see that, indeed that the Lord Jesus Christ is Jehovah?
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2007-11-28 19:18:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-28 19:18:09 · 4 answers · asked by john 4 in Other - Switzerland

I sell a product whose *universally* recognised name is a registered trademark (That doesn't meet TM requirements). The ones I sell are a competing brand so when I use the TM'd name in the item title, the TM owner gets ebay to remove the listings.

The entire range becomes unprofitable without the important key-word in the title.

RE: ebay item titles (In case you don't know) - They are where the ebay search engine looks for keywords searched for by potential buyers. If the word's not in the item title, they don't find my listings.

"Trade mark protection is only available for words which consumers would recognise as providing an indication of the origin of products or services. Once a word has entered common use, it may be used in relation to products or services offered by a range of providers."

I don't want to challenge the trademark, just get the owner to realise they're lucky to have it at all and could leave me to it! I don't mind other ebayers listings being removed, lol :)

2007-11-28 19:17:37 · 8 answers · asked by iRant 3 in Small Business

can for me

2007-11-28 19:17:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im 19, he's 24. We are both very mature for our ages. Ive always maintained that the difference doesnt bother me, what dies bother me is that it doesnt bother him. Im not sure if that makes sense but if you can make sense of what im trying to say, do u think its possible that i actually feel this way or do u think the age thing is a big deal?

2007-11-28 19:17:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

According to both Matthew and Luke, Jesus was born of a virgin. This claim makes it impossible, however, for Christians to insist that Jesus was king of the Jews. This is because tribal lineage is traced only through a person’s father. This is clearly stated in Numbers 1:18. According to Christian teachings, Jesus had only a human Jewish mother, not a human Jewish father. This human Jewish father would be essential for anyone to be a legitimate heir to the throne of David, which the real messiah will be.

2007-11-28 19:17:10 · 15 answers · asked by Charlemagne's Ghost 1 in Religion & Spirituality

...that you're hidden away in someone else's heart?

2007-11-28 19:17:08 · 26 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

I Do...baby nephew is having 2nd open heart surgery in about 6 hours...please say a quiet thought for our family

2007-11-28 19:17:06 · 12 answers · asked by vycki n 5 in Religion & Spirituality

you know how they have that time square thing in New York? Do they have something like that in LA? I am wanting somehting fun but not like a club type thing...you know? Thanks

2007-11-28 19:16:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Los Angeles

2007-11-28 19:16:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I don't know about you but this "global warming" thing is a crock of horse crap, I can tell you that right now it's very cold where I live. Perhaps I could apply to receive some of this wonderful Global warming. http://www.info-on-global-warming.com/

2007-11-28 19:15:56 · 21 answers · asked by M B 1 in Elections

For playing on Y!A while I should be working? What sort of punishment do I deserve?

2007-11-28 19:15:55 · 24 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys