An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He said he thinks he knows you!".
2007-11-28 19:25:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,....very bad......men would be happy because they find their wives ugly after one year....or they forget how pretty she is....u know neighbor has a prreyt wife always....HAHhAHA
2007-11-29 01:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If 1 of the arguments was they're paying 2 rents why did Elmer say the house was paid for. A good joke is one you can't find fault in, unless the joke is the fault. Still funny though. I put the Donald and Daisey one on my mums FB wall, she's a bit of a Donald nut, i'm sure she'll have a laugh.
2016-05-26 07:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-28 22:16:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 1.lol
2007-11-29 02:04:28 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-29 03:03:28 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good joke mate.!!!
Cheers Chris.!!!
10/10.!!
2007-11-29 03:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-28 20:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by Mark D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's pretty good.
2007-11-28 19:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by Alex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww i think it's cute. funny
2007-11-28 19:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by Becca 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it wasn't funny the first time, it isn't funny now...
2007-11-28 19:37:44 · answer #10 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋