Found these actual conversations between Air Traffic control and pilots. Thought you'd like a giggle!
Control Tower:
"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
Pilot:
"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Control Tower:
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue:
"I'm f...ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control:
"Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft:
"I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
Control tower to a 747:
"United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239:
"Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."
2007-11-27
00:26:38
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