Found these actual conversations between Air Traffic control and pilots. Thought you'd like a giggle!
Control Tower:
"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
Pilot:
"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
Control Tower:
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue:
"I'm f...ing bored!"
Ground Traffic Control:
"Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft:
"I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
Control tower to a 747:
"United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239:
"Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."
2007-11-27 00:26:38 · 22 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."
One very stormy morning in BOS, many planes were lined up on taxiways waiting for departure. A female pilot made a successful landing on a crossing runway after visibly wrestling her Flying Tiger stretched DC-8 through turbulence and blustery snow squalls, fighting it right down to the runway.
An anonymous voice: "But can you park it?"
Novice female military controller to US bomber leaving radar coverage, forgetting the correct terminology... "You are entering my dark area"
USB: "WHOOPEE!"
2007-11-27 00:27:52 · update #1
And (another) hoary old chestnut: QANTAS pilot to copilot landing at Sydney, forgetting the cabin intercom was live:
"What I need now is a cold beer and a hot shiela"
Stewardess hurries forward lest worse befall.
Chorus of passengers "Hey, you forgot the beer!"
Pilot: "DAMN! That was close..."
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, what seems to be the problem?"
Pilot (catching his breath), "Near miss- was he ever close!"
IAD Tower: "Delta 560, how close was it?"
Pilot: "Well, I can tell you one thing, - it was a white boy flying it."
2007-11-27 00:28:23 · update #2
I like them!
2007-11-27 00:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by Lepke 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Had me roaring with laughter, and i am in the library in SUNDERLAND, Especially liked the one about the little fokker, KEEP EM COMING.
2007-11-27 09:12:44 · answer #2 · answered by stephen t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You made my eyes twinkle hunny!!!!
Could not laugh out loud because just had a row with my boss!!! And he keeps glaring my way lol
Loved them!!
STAR
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2007-11-27 08:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the DAMN thats close hehe hes a white boy thats must be real close hehehhehe
2007-11-27 08:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by omeng90 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA!
some good ones there, wonder how many are actually true? i hope all of them :p
2007-11-27 09:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 10:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, absolutely brilliant hun, pmsl
2007-11-27 11:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA THATS SOME FUNNY STUFF..THANKS
2007-11-27 08:33:34 · answer #8 · answered by RD 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-27 10:25:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
could listen to these all day long, fantastic
2007-11-27 10:08:26 · answer #10 · answered by murphyslaw 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋