Cyanide Please
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist
she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her
husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said,
"Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of
us in jail and I'll lose my license."
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's
wife, and handed it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well
now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-11-18
00:39:10
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