Cyanide Please
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist
she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her
husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said,
"Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of
us in jail and I'll lose my license."
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's
wife, and handed it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well
now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-11-18 00:39:10 · 14 answers · asked by Joe 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha... I've heard it before but it never fails to get me to smile!
2007-11-18 00:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it is a joke that can be entitled 'a common cause'. But, they should have taken precautions to see if the pharmacist's wife had already not procured it through her husband.
2007-11-18 02:09:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is cute. FINALLY a good joke on here... Good job buddy!
2007-11-18 00:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by punxsyparty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done....sounds like my wife,,,anyway its a good way to start the day...now all i need i s my coffee...and ile get down to it.....cheers...seamanab x
2007-11-18 02:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by seamanab 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh its a goodun.....its the way you tell em.
Thanks for that needed a good laugh.
2007-11-18 09:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was getting bored browsing through questions when I found your good one, prescription for a bored man thanks.
2007-11-18 00:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That was funny
2007-11-18 01:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but cute.
2007-11-18 01:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by johnhdavisjrusa20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL GOOD JOB DUDE
2007-11-18 00:43:03 · answer #9 · answered by Casey L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh
2007-11-18 02:35:50 · answer #10 · answered by Adam S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋