Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents
> > > A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
> > > > dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
> > > > girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
> > > > like to go out and make love for the first time.
> > > > * * * * * * * * * *
> > > > Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
> > > > he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
> > > > pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
> > > > everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
> > > > * * * * * * * * * *
> > > > At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
> > > > he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
> > > > insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
> > > > busy, it being his first time and all.
> > > > * * * * * * * * * *
> > > > That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
> > > > meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
> > > > meet my parents, come on in!"
> > > > * * * * * * * * * *
> > > > The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
> > > > girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
> > > > and bows his head.
> > > > * * * * * * * * * *
> > > > A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
> > > > head down.
> > > > * * * * * * * * * *
> > > > 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
> > > > * * * * * * * * * *
> > > > Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
> > > > leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
> > > > were this religious."
> > > > * * * * * * * * * *
> > > > The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
> > > > a pharmacist."
2007-11-18
00:46:57
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