All categories - 16 November 2007

Which is your favourite? ;)

2007-11-16 23:00:50 · 15 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

The name of That one cartoon in like the 90's i think
were they had the ring fire, wind, water
and they fought together to defeat ppl?

2007-11-16 23:00:24 · 10 answers · asked by Shony07 4 in Comics & Animation

2007-11-16 22:59:47 · 9 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 22:59:32 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Thanksgiving

Con artist?

2007-11-16 22:59:31 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

No single Republican candidate has a solid grip on the Religious Right's considerable support and the Reverend Pat Robertson's endorsement of former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani dumbfounded many conservative Christians.

"Giuliani is pro-abortion, and pro-gay rights," said conservative Christian activist Bryan Fischer of Boise. "Those are simply non-starters for the majority of evangelicals."

Some pundits say it signals the end of the Religious Right's political influence in the USA.

Still, some political experts say the Religious Right's traditional social agenda is taking a back seat to more pressing issues.

Could this election be called the most wide-open presidential race in recent American history?

Issues: 1: Peace 2. Abortion 3.Iraq 4. Employment 5. Federal Deficit 6. Global Warming 7. Gun Control 8. Homeland Security 9. Immigration 10. Improving Schools 11. World Trade 12. Welfare 13. Death Penalty, etc.

Could it also be called the most ide OPEN race?

2007-11-16 22:59:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-16 22:58:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 22:58:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in New York City

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?

A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?

A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?

A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?

A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

A: K9P.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?

A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?

A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Q: What's another name for pickled bread?

A: Dill-dough

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

A: He heard the snowblower coming.

2007-11-16 22:55:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-16 22:55:46 · 11 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just
like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.


The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him.
She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."



After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled
down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. No, I'm sorry, " the
nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."


This started another round of complaining, but eventually
he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer,
he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay
JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"





She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses
under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing.

2007-11-16 22:55:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach s*x education to her class. She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject, and thinks flash cards will work well.

The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card, a picture of a bre*st, and asked "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Suzie responds-"I know, I know! It's a picture of a bre*st and my mommy has two of them!" The teacher says "very good Suzie, you get a star for the exercise"

The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a picture of a p*nis. She asks "Does anyone know what this is?" and little johnny says, "I know I know! It a p*nis and my daddy has two of them!!!" The teacher says "well johnny , It is a p*nis but your daddy can't have two of them."

Tommy says, "sure he does, he's got a little one he pees out of and a great big one he brushes mommy's teeth with!"

2007-11-16 22:54:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He is a very nice, easy going man. Sometimes I ask him to stimulate himself to get the balls rolling if U no what I mean and he appears to be embarrassed to touch himself. What physcological reason would cause that or is he just too much of a southern gentleman? He just says, "I've never done that". I'm not trying to change him but I was just curious if this was normal. He is also a religious man but not to the extreme. Besides that he doesn't appear to have any other hang ups about physical/mutual communication.

2007-11-16 22:54:01 · 4 answers · asked by VEETEE12 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-11-16 22:53:52 · 12 answers · asked by purplepeace59 5 in Other - Society & Culture

or do you believe people choose to do good and bad deeds? In other words, is there a force that sways us to do what is right or wrong, or do people as individuals, just choose to do these things?

2007-11-16 22:53:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My dog had its first ever puppy and it was born dead. I tried to revive him thru basic procedure but unfotunately i was unsuccessful. Now according to the x ray she has one more inside but she has not given birth to it yet. Its been 7 - 8 hours since last delivery. Has anyone gone thru this same stage before , who can help me? thanks

2007-11-16 22:52:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

1. 10 is what percent of A?
a.) 10A%.
b.) 1/10A%
c.) 10/A%
d.) 100/A%
e)1000/A%.

2. A rectangle has a perimeter equal to the circumference of a circle of radius 3. If the width of the rectangle is 3, what is its length?

3. What is the remainder when 5^20 is divided by 100??

2007-11-16 22:52:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

10 points for honest answer!!!!!!!!!!!!?
my friend who backstabbed and betrayed me...we have not spokebm for a couple of months but she is now trying to befriend my friends on facebook like my cousin and my latest man interest....why do you think she is doing this

its making me really sad and i do miss her loads we were very close at one time but what can i do im so so hurt

2007-11-16 22:51:45 · 21 answers · asked by racheal m 1 in Singles & Dating

I could talk forever on this subject but will leave it to you!!

Thanks for your answers!!

2007-11-16 22:51:05 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-16 22:50:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-11-16 22:50:28 · 8 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-16 22:50:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.

He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're
finally fertile."

"What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm
pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.

2007-11-16 22:50:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i was riding in 5th gear all out and the bike turned off and the back wheel locked up.i tried starting it back up i did about 50 kicks and stoped 4 a minute i tried to kick it again and it was stuck like it would only go down half way and its still like this after 2wks so idk whats wrong with it but go on youtube and i have a video showing this problem...heres the link ................. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpDcFGdXhZY ......k thanks guys

2007-11-16 22:49:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-11-16 22:49:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

If I had to construct a stairway that lead directly to the top of a 5 storey building, how many standard sized steps would the stairway comprise of?

Standard sized in the sense, the size of steps used inside a building which people can climb, unlike HUGE egyptian pyramid type steps.

2007-11-16 22:49:16 · 4 answers · asked by Abc 2 in Engineering

2007-11-16 22:49:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Add-ons

A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at the hair salon and asked for a haircut but told the hairdresser she couldn't take off the headphones, the hairdresser sain "no" so the blonde left. She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing this hairdresser said "ok".
After a while the blonde fell asleep in the chair so the hairdresser removed the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. Confused at what had happened the hairdresser put on the headphones, they were saying " breathe in, breathe out"
No offence to any blondes i'm one myself just thought this was funny!!

2007-11-16 22:48:21 · 16 answers · asked by lasticlegs 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-16 22:47:58 · 6 answers · asked by David T 1 in Rail

A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter
shed.


"Tommy, " she said, "I'm not eating
any more chicken sandwiches."


"Why?" he asked.


"'Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down
here, " she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy.



"I don't believe you, " he said. "You'll
have to show me."


Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place.



"You're right, " he said. "I've
been eating a lot of chicken also. Perhaps I'm getting
feathers too."


"Well, I'd better have a look, " she said.



After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, "Oh,
I think it's too late for you. You've got the neck
and giblets too."

2007-11-16 22:47:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles