Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
2007-11-16 22:55:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my gosh!!!1 that was soo freaking good.... i am gonna give u a star.
2007-11-17 01:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are the three words you never want to hear while having sex? "Honey, I'm home!"
Who came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken is smoking a cigarette. The egg says, "That answers THAT question!"
A guy arrived home from work to find a man screwing his wife. He says, "What are you doing!!!!" The wife looks at the guy & says, "I told you he was stupid!"
How many animals fit into a pair of pantyhose?....Ten piggies, two calves, one ***, hundreds of hares & one pu*sy.
How do you know if you're really ugly? .......Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed!
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of love?.....the swallow
What's the difference between a dog & a fox?.......8 beers!
2007-11-16 23:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good ones! 10!
2007-11-17 13:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Loved it.. gd thinking snowman..
2007-11-16 23:50:15 · answer #4 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent and so funny.
2007-11-17 04:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, brilliant.
2007-11-17 00:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U r so damn funny! Star for this one! xxx
2007-11-16 23:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by Essmee4U 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha~
gud 1s!
xxx
lol
2007-11-16 23:02:29 · answer #8 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-11-16 23:01:03 · answer #9 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-17 04:10:15 · answer #10 · answered by iluvpete96 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋