A cat and a horse are walking through the forest. Suddenly
the cat slips into a pit of quicksand. "Help me Ed!",
says the cat, "Quick, run home, get the ferari, cruise
back here tie a rope to the back and throw It in so you can pull
me out."
"No way.", exclaimed the horse, "There
isn't enough time. I'll back up, get a running
start, jump over the pit while my di*k drags in the quicksand.
You can grab it and I'll pull you out."
"That'll never work!", said the cat.
"Well dude, you're sinking fast, you don't
have much of a choice."
"OK, dude, go for it."
The horse backed up and ran toward the pit. At the last second,
he jumped and let his di*k drag in the quicksand. As it passed
the cat, the cat grabbed it and, miraculously, was pulled
out of the quicksand.
The moral of this story? If you're hung like a horse,
you don't need a ferrari to get a little pus*y.
2007-11-16
22:31:15
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