A cat and a horse are walking through the forest. Suddenly
the cat slips into a pit of quicksand. "Help me Ed!",
says the cat, "Quick, run home, get the ferari, cruise
back here tie a rope to the back and throw It in so you can pull
me out."
"No way.", exclaimed the horse, "There
isn't enough time. I'll back up, get a running
start, jump over the pit while my di*k drags in the quicksand.
You can grab it and I'll pull you out."
"That'll never work!", said the cat.
"Well dude, you're sinking fast, you don't
have much of a choice."
"OK, dude, go for it."
The horse backed up and ran toward the pit. At the last second,
he jumped and let his di*k drag in the quicksand. As it passed
the cat, the cat grabbed it and, miraculously, was pulled
out of the quicksand.
The moral of this story? If you're hung like a horse,
you don't need a ferrari to get a little pus*y.
2007-11-16 22:31:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice and naughty lol.
2007-11-17 01:53:47 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh yes! All the time lol, it makes me jump up with fright and say sorry (cats name) and then I realise it is just one of the cats rubber balls that I am stepping on. It is so funny when that happens! lol
2016-05-23 23:06:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 22:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha luv it 10/10
2007-11-16 22:41:11 · answer #4 · answered by katie h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny...never thought a riddle joke could be this funny
2007-11-16 22:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by Rostrum 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-16 22:46:59 · answer #6 · answered by mkst 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, lol. xoxo
that's really funny
2007-11-16 22:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by cheesey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, *, hilarious.
2007-11-16 23:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...ha ha ha
2007-11-16 22:40:14 · answer #9 · answered by kalai 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotfl
2007-11-16 22:34:34 · answer #10 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋