1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary,
we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced
people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd
salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes,
Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted
if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will
be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick
byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there
and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need
to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully,
we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory,
growing wise is optional
2007-11-16 22:34:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 22:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, those are funny...I have one too! I've actually seen it and it goes:
All people bring joy to the office. Some when they enter...and some when they leave.
Anyway, good job, star for you! :D
2007-11-17 08:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by cookie gal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All good. You should send to Dave Letterman for use on the show.
2007-11-17 06:41:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOVE THEM I HAVE SEEN A FEW GOOD ONES IN MY TIME, A FRIEND OF MINE RECENTLY RANG SOMEONE UP FOR HER JOB BUT THE PERSON WANTED WAS DECEASED AND HIS WIFE TOLD HER SHE COULD SPEAK TO HIM BUT ONLY IF SHE HAD A DIRECT LINE TO HEAVEN OR HELL (SHE WASN'T SURE WHICH WAY HE WENT)
2007-11-17 06:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by tish the bi@ch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good LOL
2007-11-17 08:58:13 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, 10/10, funny.
2007-11-17 07:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good , good,,, any more --- have a star for the giggle
2007-11-17 06:49:47 · answer #7 · answered by steven m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
very well done
have a star
2007-11-17 08:02:35 · answer #8 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They`re V good ha ha ha ,,,,
2007-11-17 08:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-11-17 07:05:33 · answer #10 · answered by Freakin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋