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A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter
shed.


"Tommy, " she said, "I'm not eating
any more chicken sandwiches."


"Why?" he asked.


"'Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down
here, " she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy.



"I don't believe you, " he said. "You'll
have to show me."


Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place.



"You're right, " he said. "I've
been eating a lot of chicken also. Perhaps I'm getting
feathers too."


"Well, I'd better have a look, " she said.



After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, "Oh,
I think it's too late for you. You've got the neck
and giblets too."

2007-11-16 22:47:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

love it thats sooo funny. how do you get all these jokes?? lol
xx

2007-11-18 20:41:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥x.haylz.x♥ 2 · 1 0

Very Good LOL

2007-11-17 08:53:39 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1 0

Ha ha ha V good for a Saturday morning,,,,,

2007-11-17 08:07:53 · answer #3 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 1 0

ohh my gosh!!!!! thats sooooooo funny<3...


you def. deserve a star.!

2007-11-17 10:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

funny

2007-11-17 08:00:01 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1 0

lol,10/10, *, hilarious.

2007-11-17 07:35:30 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 1 0

good one

2007-11-17 08:35:24 · answer #7 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 1 0

Lol!! Too funny :)

2007-11-17 07:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by Shivers 6 · 1 0

rotflmao

2007-11-17 06:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 2 0

pmsflol*

2007-11-17 09:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1 0

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