A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter
shed.
"Tommy, " she said, "I'm not eating
any more chicken sandwiches."
"Why?" he asked.
"'Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down
here, " she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy.
"I don't believe you, " he said. "You'll
have to show me."
Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place.
"You're right, " he said. "I've
been eating a lot of chicken also. Perhaps I'm getting
feathers too."
"Well, I'd better have a look, " she said.
After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, "Oh,
I think it's too late for you. You've got the neck
and giblets too."
2007-11-16
22:47:45
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