A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach s*x education to her class. She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject, and thinks flash cards will work well.
The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card, a picture of a bre*st, and asked "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Suzie responds-"I know, I know! It's a picture of a bre*st and my mommy has two of them!" The teacher says "very good Suzie, you get a star for the exercise"
The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a picture of a p*nis. She asks "Does anyone know what this is?" and little johnny says, "I know I know! It a p*nis and my daddy has two of them!!!" The teacher says "well johnny , It is a p*nis but your daddy can't have two of them."
Tommy says, "sure he does, he's got a little one he pees out of and a great big one he brushes mommy's teeth with!"
2007-11-16 22:54:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gross!!!! another funny joke!
2007-11-16 23:05:33 · answer #1 · answered by Essmee4U 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-17 13:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha..
2007-11-16 23:52:35 · answer #3 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross but funny
2007-11-17 04:16:54 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GROSS!! But tatz just too funny lol!
2007-11-17 03:42:55 · answer #5 · answered by cRedible!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-17 00:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2007-11-16 23:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha~
xx
2007-11-16 22:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
2007-11-17 00:29:31 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww
lol
2007-11-16 22:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋