A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just
like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him.
She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled
down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. No, I'm sorry, " the
nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."
This started another round of complaining, but eventually
he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer,
he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay
JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses
under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing.
2007-11-16 22:55:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's
going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter,
Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation".
2007-11-16 22:55:26 · update #1
EDIT:Tombston....you are not a ''big shot attorney '' by any chance ?
2007-11-16 23:22:44 · update #2
very funny 10
2007-11-18 10:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by mel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-17 06:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely!
2007-11-17 06:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by DaveNCUSA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny that would be really hilarious to walk by that lol what a evil nurse :-)
:-)
2007-11-17 09:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by :-) :-) :-) :-) :-):-):-) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good LOL
2007-11-17 08:51:01 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a 3, On the funny scale. 10 is funny.Keep on truckin
2007-11-17 07:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by Bob Dylan ♪ 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
That is part of the storyline in a "Carry on " film
2007-11-17 09:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by brynner 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, 10/10, very funny indeed.
2007-11-17 07:31:55 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-17 07:58:15 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. i've not heard that one before. lol
2007-11-17 11:56:44 · answer #10 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋