All categories - 14 November 2007

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk
ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
3. Sex is like air-it's not important unless you aren't
getting any.
4. No one is listening until you fart.
5. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.
6. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away,
and you have their shoes.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. Give a man a fish, and he
will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was worth it.
10. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.

2007-11-14 22:03:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-14 22:02:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really have to learn Mandarin, but I can't go to lessons. Is there any effective way in self-studying it or do I really have to have a teacher? Are there resources online for available for free to people who want to study the language? Any help would be appreciated. Thank you. :)

2007-11-14 22:02:31 · 5 answers · asked by J 5 in Languages

When will repeats of Colombo and Quincey start again so the rest of us can get some peace.?

2007-11-14 22:02:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

where does the investigation go? now lets now wait for reaction from the police that covicted him on such flimsy evidence

2007-11-14 22:02:19 · 5 answers · asked by SAOIRSE 6 in Other - News & Events

Now here's the truth about the system that'll **** up your mind
They gave Al Queda 6 billion dollars in 1989 to 1992
And now the last chapters of Revelations are coming true
And I know a lot of people find it hard to swallow this
Because subliminal bigotry makes you hate my politics
But you act like America wouldn't destroy two buildings
In a country that was sponsoring bombs dropped on our children
I was watching the Towers, and though I wasn't the closest
I saw them crumble to the Earth like they was full of explosives
And they thought nobody noticed the news report that they did
About the bombs planted on the George Washington bridge
Four Non-Arabs arrested during the emergency
And then it disappeared from the news permanently
They dubbed a tape of Osama, and they said it was proof
"Jealous of our freedom," I can't believe you bought that excuse
Rocking a ************* flag don't make you a hero
Word to Ground Zero
The Devil crept into Heaven, God overslept on the 7th

2007-11-14 22:02:00 · 16 answers · asked by Ben T 1 in Government

My friend who I care about just told me she is crying because she doesn't know how to use MS excel and the assessment is due tomorrow. To be honest I think its her fault a little since she left it to the last minute but what should I say to comfort her. I was thinking something like you feeling better now and I'll help you tomorrow if you still need help ? I just don't wanna say anything selfish because I've been told that I sometimes do....

2007-11-14 22:01:32 · 9 answers · asked by Joe B 1 in Friends

do you think being a virgin is a desirable quality in someone?

its question for both for guys and girls.

2007-11-14 22:00:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-11-14 22:00:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

i told you to wake me up when september ends??..
aaww man...

2007-11-14 22:00:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

About 5 minutes ago!

2007-11-14 22:00:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-14 21:59:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cricket

What happened to the two men (of the three friends how where climbing mountain Hood) how left behind in mountain Hood incident over more then a year ago.. I remember they found dead one..and I am looking for the two.. what happened to them.....thank you.

2007-11-14 21:59:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Climbing

Looks like broken blood vessles! Numb to touch and painful to touch in certain areas! Is this normal? I am so tired of hurting!

2007-11-14 21:58:18 · 7 answers · asked by lil mami 4 in Injuries

There are ants in my laptop. I dont eat near it and maintain it properly. And it is not even a year old. Every time I open the laptop, i see one or two ants running around the keyboard. I had tried blowing air through the holes. And a few more emerge. When i removed the battery i saw a fes duck back into the laptop. So what can I do to clean up other than ofcourse handing it over to service personal. Will using a vaccum cleaner help? Also why are there ants inside a laptop - is there any sugary component inside? Please help me, its frustrating to see ants running across the monithor and keyboards while working.

2007-11-14 21:58:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

they blame it on the drink?

2007-11-14 21:57:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you wish your partner would do with you, but you won't ask or they've refused? Setting, activity, apparel, whatever! What would spice things up? Thanks! :-)

2007-11-14 21:57:55 · 23 answers · asked by Nata 3 in Marriage & Divorce

jim & his mum,dad went out in rain on their holiday but onlyntwo of them got their hair wet.why????????

2007-11-14 21:57:51 · 12 answers · asked by muskaan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

U'l earn double pts by answering this question. also mention ur own age,height and weight

2007-11-14 21:57:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I am about to embark on an extension. At the end of this project I will have (downstairs) sitting room, large living / dining room, kitchen, utility room and cloakroom toilet. (upstairs) I will have 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms with bath and showers fitted.

Looking for the best system for this house. Obviously, require instant hot water but realise that combi boiler (condensing obviously) will be enough to supply hot water to taps downstairs etc, so any solutions out there I am willing to listen. Sensible answers only please (for once)

2007-11-14 21:57:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

I have a 2 month old Persian cat whom I got 1 week ago. He knows how to use the litter box.

But the problem is he does not have a certain spot to sleep... He sleeps everywhere !!!. I've bought him a nice Cusion + Dandy but he keeps urinating in it when every time we try to teach him to use it. What should I do??. Pls help...

2007-11-14 21:56:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anu B. 1 in Cats

someone in my group of friends started being sh@tty to me for no known reason and then everybody tagged along and now everyone is ignoring me. I feel like a loser. I dont know why considering I dont think i have done anything wrong. In fact i know i havent and cant figure out why they would all abandon me. What should I do? I feel like just giving up. Should i remain friendless and just forget about it?

2007-11-14 21:56:49 · 21 answers · asked by hiss 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm an European student and I'm doing this school project about Al Jazeera.I'm trying to show the feedback of Al Jazeera around the world and especially in the US.Thank you

2007-11-14 21:56:43 · 7 answers · asked by raul 1 in Media & Journalism

my daughter was playing with my camera and dropped it and the lens was out and it dropped on the lens and the lens became stuck is it possible to get the lens fixed?

2007-11-14 21:56:41 · 2 answers · asked by cassie 2 in Cameras

LIST OF ORDER

2007-11-14 21:55:48 · 3 answers · asked by Pundalik M 1 in Pune

Hello - It has been confirmed - I'M HAVING A BABY!!!
We're trying to decide if we should get a mid wife or ob/gyn to be the primary medical contact. I feel a midwife could be a more personal experience - how ever am not sure the are fully able to handle everything that might come up??

What are your thoughts?

2007-11-14 21:55:46 · 14 answers · asked by Vishal R 2 in Pregnancy

1) Prove that 3^(1/2) is a real number.
2) Prove that 3^(1/2), 5^(1/2), 6^(1/2) are irrational. Evaluate [2^(1/2)+3^(1/2)]^2 and deduce that 2^(1/2)+3^(1/2) is irrational.
3) Prove that p^(1/2) is irrational for any prime number p. Hence prove that n^(1/2) is irrational unless n is a perfect square. Hence show that n^(1/2)+m^(1/2) is rational if and only if both n^(1/2)+m^(1/2) are rational.

2007-11-14 21:55:17 · 2 answers · asked by David C 1 in Mathematics

I heard a young couple say,"well, family first, right?" while worriedly paying a huge grocery bill for Thanksgiving...

2007-11-14 21:54:57 · 12 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys