1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk
ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
3. Sex is like air-it's not important unless you aren't
getting any.
4. No one is listening until you fart.
5. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.
6. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away,
and you have their shoes.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. Give a man a fish, and he
will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
it was worth it.
10. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.
2007-11-14 22:03:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11. There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither
on works.
12. Experience is something you don't get until just after
you need it.
2007-11-14 22:03:38 · update #1
Good to see you are back in form today
p.s Thank you.
2007-11-14 22:07:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wisdom is the result of two process Experience and intelligence Length of experience or intensity of experience can enhance wisdom Intelligence provoked thought process can process the experience to accumulate wisdom. Thats why certain people evince better wisdom when young and certain ones dont have it at all even after years. The wisdom ditills the soul part and manifest as the pure form of thinking. Loke water, the cycle always get it to pour from the sky in the purest form.
2016-05-23 06:11:25 · answer #2 · answered by lara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-14 22:05:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Numbers 6 & 11 will have me giggling all day, lol.
2007-11-14 22:12:48 · answer #4 · answered by Mimkat hate the new Yahoo Answers so has retired. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow! these are my new favorites. ill be copying them down and keeping them in a place to make me smile in a blue day. and for the most part...so true!
2007-11-14 22:07:51 · answer #5 · answered by rhay ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2007-11-14 22:12:46 · answer #6 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Both wise and funny :)
I've read them all before except for 1 and 4 :)
thanks for sharing :) have a star :)
2007-11-14 22:19:53 · answer #7 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like to read very funny and good.
2007-11-14 22:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good..did you make that up?
2007-11-14 22:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by mellow yellow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice*
2007-11-15 03:27:11 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋