All categories - 6 November 2007

A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the
night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the
keyhole.
He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to
himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my *thumb*"


Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get
married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and
have s*x. (The daughter looks puzzled.) That means the daddy puts
his p*nis in the mommy's v*gina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into you and daddy's
room you had daddy's p*nis in your mouth. What do you get
when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.

2007-11-06 21:46:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-06 21:46:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What was the title of Conway Twitty�s 1962 CD?

2007-11-06 21:46:28 · 20 answers · asked by nancykep 3 in Country

He always tells me he misses me when he's by himself for a few hours. It was sweet when we were dating but now its just obnoxious. I don't say it back. Am I a bad wife?

2007-11-06 21:46:27 · 22 answers · asked by Rosella 1 in Marriage & Divorce

A Catholic school has decided it is an inappropriate charity for them to donate to, is this a Christian decision?

2007-11-06 21:46:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-06 21:46:09 · 10 answers · asked by hellraiza15 3 in Dogs

How would you describe yourself? WHat do you look like?

2007-11-06 21:45:46 · 18 answers · asked by k b 2 in Singles & Dating

Why?

Will this also hurt my credit score significantly?

Also, can it ever go back up again?

This company, Juniper claims that it did so because I have too many new accounts open, and too much debt, which is BS at least on the debt part.

Are they afraid or something?

Anyways, I think this is completely rude, and shows absolutely NO faith in the customer. In anycase, they make money off of us, and a higher line means more money spent, and if anything they can make interest off of you.

SO, why the hell would they, if they had any brains, lower someone's limit?

That's showing a SERIOUS lack of trust.

Should I just close the account? THe limit is now at a pathetic $250, down from $1000. It's ridiculous, and this makes me lose respect in the company.

ALSO, I've actually paid in FULL about twice and was on good standing when this happened with them too.

Can other companies do this too, or does it vary?

This is just somewhat depressing.

2007-11-06 21:44:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

and had been looking at pussy, ****, sex and dogging, couldn't believe this. I spoke to him about it and said I wouldn't mind if he had been looking I'd just rather know as I don't want any secrets between us, he said well its probably a hacker as someones already hacked into your ebay acc, which they have and we don't have a virus protector and lots of pop-ups on comp, but I looked on youtube last night and in the drop down bar I saw the words sex , ****, pussy, dogging so it i know it was him, its eating me up as I don't understand why he'd want to look at something like that, we are very active and I;m no minger but I don't know whether to mention it again now, he hasn't been on it since but it bugs me, should I just leave it?

2007-11-06 21:43:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does

2007-11-06 21:43:51 · 6 answers · asked by Simon 2 in Jokes & Riddles

had sex with someone else after (I mean a few days after) then you started seeing them more regularly would you expect them not to be upset? this happened with me and my boyfriend and he is upset as he thinks i should have fallen for him right away but i didnt realise it would go anywhere!!

2007-11-06 21:43:24 · 30 answers · asked by Lexie H 1 in Singles & Dating

is really pretty,all the guys have a huge crush on her,but she's really scantily clad and takes somewhat provocative photos.......
and yet,every guy still likes her?
but what would be their actual opinion of her?

2007-11-06 21:43:14 · 18 answers · asked by krystal_engel 3 in Polls & Surveys

I know he will refuse. Is it better just to leave it alone. I dont have the money to get a lawyer and fight him to get it. So what is the best course of action?

2007-11-06 21:42:59 · 6 answers · asked by Tristan P 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Have you messed up because of wild women, men, drugs, money ect....

2007-11-06 21:42:56 · 16 answers · asked by seaturtle36 6 in Polls & Surveys

Are you as sick of those advertisments as me....

2007-11-06 21:42:55 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband
is at work.


Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
hides in the bedroom closet to watch.


The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover
in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.


The little boy says, "Dark in here."


The man says, "Yes, it is."


Boy - "I have a baseball."


Man - "That's nice."


Boy - "Want to buy it?"


Man - "No, thanks"


Boy - "My dad's outside."


Man - "OK, how much?"


Boy - "$250"


In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
lover are in the closet together.


Boy - "Dark in here."


Man - "Yes, it is."


Boy - "I have a baseball glove."


The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How
much?"


Boy - "$750"


Man - "Fine."

2007-11-06 21:42:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My best friends boyfriend and I believe that Sponge Bob Square Pants is making the children of today dumber!! First off, Sponge Bob has a squirrel friend that lives under water with nothing but a fish bowl over it's head. Secondly, Sponge Bob and his buddies light fires on a regular basis UNDER WATER!!! Sponge Bob is part of an evil organisation plotting to make the kids of today dumber so that one day they can take over the world!!!!! Agree or not??

2007-11-06 21:42:12 · 14 answers · asked by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why or why not?
Do you see the traits of your astrological sign in yourself?

2007-11-06 21:42:11 · 9 answers · asked by Lori M 4 in Horoscopes

I had this dream a year before,,,which i really cant forget entire my lifetime,,,i had a dream depicting who was i in my previous life, my entire previous life, a kind of like a summary of my previous life........Can this be true,, or was it just a psychological matter...........

2007-11-06 21:42:10 · 6 answers · asked by I M Stoned 3 in Dream Interpretation

They were both great, but many times Senna acted like a thug, so i guess Prost was better, maybe a little bit less speedy (only in the practice, not during the race), but by far more intelligent and classy than Senna. Senna was very skilled with wet races.
What do you think about it?

2007-11-06 21:42:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Formula One

Just want to know is it restricted to asia only or also in any others ???

2007-11-06 21:41:58 · 6 answers · asked by Jigisha 2 in Zoology

Hi,
We have a Hotpoint Aquarius 1200 washer\dryer which was working fine over the weekend but today made strange noises then when it had finished we opened the door and it was still full of water (whcih is mostly on the kitchen floor now!)

What do we do it's the first time we've had a problem with it & it't about 5 years old. Is there anything I can check myself or do we need to call someone out?

thanks,
Steve.

2007-11-06 21:41:51 · 16 answers · asked by worto03 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

could it be fraud or the real thing how can i tell if's it the real thing.or a fraud and who should i tell. It looks like the real thing. If i cash the the check will i be commited to pay back the amont back or i would be commiting fraud.

2007-11-06 21:41:27 · 8 answers · asked by wheattommie 1 in Personal Finance

2007-11-06 21:41:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Taxes

...rate of 1 best answer per month in P/S category it will take me approximately 563 years to become the Top Answerer.

What's a great comfort food to help ease the pain?

2007-11-06 21:41:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in eastenders?

2007-11-06 21:41:14 · 14 answers · asked by Fluffy ♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

the article involved the dentists that died last week in the bronx

2007-11-06 21:40:50 · 1 answers · asked by Margo T 1 in Current Events

TO STOP VOTING FRAUD?
IF NOT WHY?

2007-11-06 21:40:47 · 26 answers · asked by Moody Red 6 in Elections

All have 4 kinds.

2007-11-06 21:40:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gambling

2007-11-06 21:40:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality