A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does
2007-11-06 21:43:51 · 6 answers · asked by Simon 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 21:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good but old!
2007-11-06 22:31:29 · answer #2 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where'd you get those ? ..from your Great-grandpa ?
2007-11-06 21:51:03 · answer #3 · answered by yjnt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-11-06 21:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bloddy hell there true ...funny
2007-11-06 22:37:11 · answer #5 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best joke ever on Y!!! oh and so true!! thanks!
2007-11-06 21:55:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋