A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband
is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover
in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks"
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How
much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
2007-11-06 21:42:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and
my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1, 000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
your friends like that.... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going
to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy
sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
2007-11-06 21:42:39 · update #1
my dad is outside LOL 11/10
2007-11-06 22:05:10 · answer #1 · answered by freakcreator 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-11-07 05:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny lmao.
2007-11-07 08:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!! soo funny lol
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2007-11-07 05:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
great ha ha have a star
2007-11-07 06:34:07 · answer #5 · answered by mal 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
absolutely brilliant lol
2007-11-07 06:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one it's tried and true~~
2007-11-07 05:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao so so funny*
2007-11-07 08:07:17 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-11-07 05:53:36 · answer #9 · answered by K H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-07 05:52:21 · answer #10 · answered by ward1703 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋