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An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini,
"I want to feel your breasts," he said.
"Get away from me, you dirty old man," she replied.
"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ?5" he says.
"?5 !! Get away from me!"
"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ?10" he says.
"NO! Get away from me!"
"?50" he says.
She pauses to think about it, but then comes to her senses & says, "I said NO!"
"?100 if you let me feel your breasts," he says.
She thinks, well he is old ... and ?100 would be very handy...."Well, OK...but only for a minute," she says.

She loosens her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slides his hands underneath and begins to feel...and then he starts saying OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...while he is caressing them. So out of curiosity, she asks him "Why do you keep saying 'Oh my god'?"
While continuing to fondle her **** he answers "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD... Where am I ever going to get ?100 ?
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2007-11-06 21:59:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-06 21:59:32 · 18 answers · asked by jasmine 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:58:46 · 11 answers · asked by bez 4 in Pregnancy

This website is really cool :)

http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/chinese_horoscope.htm

I am a water monkey!

2007-11-06 21:58:06 · 18 answers · asked by krystal_engel 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:58:02 · 2 answers · asked by confusedgirl 1 in Immigration

2007-11-06 21:57:57 · 19 answers · asked by moori3100 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-11-06 21:57:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:57:22 · 8 answers · asked by jasmine 6 in Polls & Surveys

She loves solids (twice a day) and seems to be going off her breast milk but I am worried that she is not getting all the nutrients she needs with the solids as am keeping them simple and also heard that you have to still give them all their milk feeds before 6 months. Wouldn't they naturally start to take less milk. Very confused.

2007-11-06 21:56:56 · 9 answers · asked by Little Kate 1 in Newborn & Baby

2007-11-06 21:56:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:55:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter has them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Worse: You have to wait.

2007-11-06 21:55:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Would you rather be in a new Nuclear fast attack sub, or a diesel attack sub?

2007-11-06 21:55:04 · 9 answers · asked by aswkingfish 5 in Military

2007-11-06 21:54:27 · 43 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

Thankyou to everyone who put me straight on the moons synchronus rotation around its own axis and not the earths.
My son is very happy to be an IOU millionaire at 13 ! ( see my original question)
As I understand it, the slowing of the moons `natural` speed of rotation was caused by the earth and moons gravitational pull.
If the moon were to break free of the earth`s pull would it start spinning quicker, stay the same or fly off like a rock.
Ah you can see I`m still a bit sceptical. So the crux of my question is how do we know it is still rotating. after all this time in synchronous orbit how do we know it hasn`t just stopped

2007-11-06 21:54:14 · 8 answers · asked by quentin a 1 in Astronomy & Space

I realise I can only take up to 6000 RMB out of China.

2007-11-06 21:53:36 · 6 answers · asked by Amiel R 1 in China

ok it feels like the bub is always on the right side of my stomach do they do this?? was just wondering cause it feels like she is always on that side?when i went 4 a scan at 6 weeks they found a cyst on my left ovary do you think thats why she is on the right side any answers would be great thanx in advance:0)

2007-11-06 21:53:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2007-11-06 21:52:20 · 13 answers · asked by 1staricy2nite 4 in Other - Politics & Government

Why?

2007-11-06 21:52:04 · 7 answers · asked by dcskier20017 2 in Snow Skiing

Now the clocks have changed I come to work in the dark, leave in the dark, and work in an environment where I have no windows, just flourescent tube lighting

2007-11-06 21:51:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

2007-11-06 21:51:19 · 2 answers · asked by ghillpts 1 in United States

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while
another foursome of women are hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies
are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks
it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks
it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet. ? She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says
apologetically, "I guess all those fuc*ing lessons I took over
the winter didn't help." One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken
golf lessons instead!"==================A guy walks into a post office
one day to see a middle aged, balding man standing at the
counter methodically placing "Love" stamps
on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He takes
out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over
them. His curiosity getting the better of him, goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

2007-11-06 21:50:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Did the anger stay with you for a while because it seemed so real? Did you tell the other person?

2007-11-06 21:50:19 · 7 answers · asked by seadog 5 in Dream Interpretation

"What two brothers are known for compiling fairy tales into a series of books in the 1800's so generations of young readers could read and enjoy these timeless tales

2007-11-06 21:48:34 · 52 answers · asked by nancykep 3 in Books & Authors

Did you realize this person was your soulmate immediately upon meeting him/her? Or, did it take time to build this relationship?

2007-11-06 21:48:14 · 15 answers · asked by 1staricy2nite 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:47:54 · 22 answers · asked by Joseph R G 1 in Tennis

Started when I was 9
J moved to the neighborhood and shes the type of person who is insanely skinny all the time.My other BF was more on the heavy side.Kids made fun of her because of her weight & I didn't want to have the same thing happen to me & I wanted to be thin like J. I began to suck in my stomach
7 years later I still do it. I always get SO frustrated shopping because I have to see if Id be able to suck in my stomach all day to wear a tight shirt
Im so uncomfortable just sittin around with friends.I try to eat right & since it's cold out now there's less outside things to do without freezing my a** off
So I try to keep up with a schedule every day to do a lot of sit ups, pushups, stretch, run in place.I do admit to eating until I'm bloated.I have this thing where I eat more for the taste even if I'm full. I'm 16, 5'2-5'3 & unsure about weight,no scale.I guess Im 130-135 by now. Its this blasted tummy I want gone
What am I going through? Suggestions? I'm not satisfied with me.

2007-11-06 21:47:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-11-06 21:46:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-06 21:46:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A)It will surely solve the energy crisis in India.But all measures should be taken to avoid any mishaps or misuse.
B)No.Rather this will engaged many nations in developing nuclear technology.It may be in the hand of the devil.Although both India & U.S. will be benifitted.
C)Relation ship will have no effect from this deal.But this will surely help solving energy crisis in India.Also US will get access to new information about indian-research.

2007-11-06 21:46:54 · 6 answers · asked by deb s 1 in Current Events