Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter has them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Worse: You have to wait.
2007-11-06 21:55:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good
star thumbs up
2007-11-07 01:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-06 21:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-06 22:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 22:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Good.
2007-11-06 22:07:26 · answer #5 · answered by Rahouel 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is Excellent ones Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-11-07 03:30:46 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah they are funny
2007-11-06 22:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by Emma P 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-11-06 23:08:28 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny
2007-11-07 00:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
excellent mate
starred
2007-11-07 04:19:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋