A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while
another foursome of women are hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies
are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks
it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks
it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet. ? She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says
apologetically, "I guess all those fuc*ing lessons I took over
the winter didn't help." One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken
golf lessons instead!"==================A guy walks into a post office
one day to see a middle aged, balding man standing at the
counter methodically placing "Love" stamps
on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He takes
out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over
them. His curiosity getting the better of him, goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
2007-11-06 21:50:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man says, "I'm
sending out 1, 000 Valentine cards signed "Guess
who?'"
"But why?" asked the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer, " the man replies.
2007-11-06 21:50:38 · update #1
Pretty Good,
2007-11-06 21:58:42 · answer #1 · answered by Rahouel 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-06 21:54:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
1
2017-01-25 18:33:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10/10.
2007-11-07 00:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-11-06 22:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by mal 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
panos you are mad as hatter thumbs up everyone
star
2007-11-07 02:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
not some of your good ones but they made me smile :-)
2007-11-06 22:53:18 · answer #7 · answered by i love anne 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Both very funny, can't decide the best but thanks for the laugh!
2007-11-06 23:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-11-06 21:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by ward1703 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
AHH lmao good***
2007-11-07 00:03:07 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋