At the nursing home, Ed and Sally sat side by side in their
wheelchairs every day. While they were too old to get it
down, Sally did agree to Ed's one simple request...
she would reach under his gown and hold his di*k in her hand...
They enjoyed each other's company for several months
this way. Then one day, Ed didn't show up anymore. After
a couple of weeks she learned that Ed had found a new lady
friend.
Sally rolled up to Ed one afternoon. "What does that
lady have that I don't have?" she asked. "Parkinson's"
Ed replied.
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A young soldier comes back from a 10 month tour of duty to
find his girlfriend is 6 months pregnant and claiming it's
his. Unsure if she's telling the truth, he decides to go
to a doctor and ask him if his girlfriend's lying or
not. After explaining the situation, the doctor thinks for
a moment and says, "This is what we call a grudge pregnancy."
The young soldier asks, "What's a grudge pregnancy?"
2007-11-04
00:19:27
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