All categories - 28 October 2007

2007-10-28 09:14:29 · 8 answers · asked by Lindsey F 1 in Media & Journalism

When the current Queen was crowned, over half the UK's population ( or at least those polled) said they believed the Queen had been chosen by God to rule over Britain, and was spiritually superior to other mere mortals. In the past, many Monarchists have believed the Royal Family to be the "Guardians of the Faith," and strictly Christian Monarchists (including senior C of E figures) have said publicly that they genuinely believe the Royals are specially protected by God, and are "higher beings" than ourselves.

I am interested to know if this feeling still runs strong with supporters of theirs. I am not mocking, and ask only out of curiosity.

2007-10-28 09:14:28 · 4 answers · asked by Z 1 in Royalty

2007-10-28 09:14:22 · 69 answers · asked by Ron L 4 in Polls & Surveys

A loud low-pitched rumbling/howling coming from my rear driver side wheel (i think), increases with speed (nothing to do with RPM's). I tried my spare on all 4 tires and each time the road noise was the exact same. When I take a tight right hand turn when i am traveling above 30-35 mph the road noise goes away completely, when i take a left hand turn the noise is still there. Any ideas? I'm assuming the right hand turn thing has to be a dead give-away for something, but what is it?? Thanks!!

2007-10-28 09:14:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone.
He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter.
He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except---" and he stopped.
"Except what?" the man asked.
"Nothing, nothing."
"C'mon, tell me! I need something!"
"Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis."
"So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked.
The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay an ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big damn deal.It looks like every other dildo in this shop!"
The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet."
He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo Penis, the door."
The Voodoo Penis miraculously rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form down the middle. Before the door split, the old man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!" The Voodoo Penis stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more.
"I'll take it!" said the businessman.
The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but finally surrendered to $738 in cash and an imitation Rolex. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo Penis, my crotch."
He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the Voodoo Penis.
She undressed, opened the box and said "Voodoo Penis, my crotch!" The Voodoo Penis shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three mind-shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough.
She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help.
She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredible intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, she explained, "I haven't had anything to drink, officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me!"
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and in an arrogant voice replied, "Yeah, right... Voodoo Penis, my a*s!"
The rest is history.

2007-10-28 09:14:08 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-28 09:14:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Corporations

I have a sore throat and I have a warm forehead. I don't know if it's fever or not. I have a white layer covering my tongue. My tongue just about looks white. I can wipe it off and when I spit it looks like white spit. Earlier, I burped and I was bending over and some vomit came up. I've got a few chills. Abdominal pain. What is this? I have never had a white layer over my tongue. Is this scarlet fever? If it is, how long does it take for it to go away without medicine? What is it?

2007-10-28 09:13:55 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Infectious Diseases

If yes, why?
If no, why?

I'm just thinking: what if Antichrist is a woman, and we are all expecting a man.

2007-10-28 09:13:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-28 09:13:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If not why?
If yes why?

2007-10-28 09:13:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

i can't stand him! i dont know anybody who does like him! who out there is voting for him?!?

2007-10-28 09:13:28 · 25 answers · asked by rach 3 in Reality Television

I was really confused.
I know Mike abandoned Sonny and Adela and then he was with Trevor, but when Adela died and Trevor took Ric, Sonny was in Bensonhurst with who???
Did he live on the street that Kate lived on?
I'm so confused.

2007-10-28 09:13:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-10-28 09:13:21 · 1 answers · asked by Dffsgf D 1 in Singles & Dating

... that makes the Lions the leaders of the NFC North. Isn't that a sign of the apocolypse? I've always rooted against the Pack, but what can we do to make sure they win that game?

2007-10-28 09:13:07 · 8 answers · asked by Expat Mike 7 in Football (American)

there was no name on it he said it was from 1850

2007-10-28 09:13:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting

2007-10-28 09:12:50 · 2 answers · asked by monica 2 in Cancer

2007-10-28 09:12:30 · 7 answers · asked by craaazy 1 in Languages

I have a Muslim friend, Many Church of England friends , Some Methodist friends, a Bhuddist, some Pagans and one friend is an Atheist and one of my best friends whilst growing up was a Jehova's witness .

2007-10-28 09:12:28 · 34 answers · asked by Andielep 6 in Religion & Spirituality

They wrote it. Maybe it is you that does not understand the situation.

2007-10-28 09:12:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-28 09:12:18 · 14 answers · asked by Buffy 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Just curious to see if the definition of "depression" is universal. I have a relative that goes into a catatonic state, but some people who have depression just cry. Sometimes I cry, is that depression?

For those of you who have been diagnosed with depression, please tell me...What does it feel like to YOU?

2007-10-28 09:11:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

Do you play dungeons and dragons, and if so, what is your best character? (race, class, level, weaponry, feats, etc.)

2007-10-28 09:11:53 · 5 answers · asked by LedZeppelin 3 in Board Games

2007-10-28 09:11:50 · 32 answers · asked by 2 guitars and 1 amb 3 in Polls & Surveys

He's 6'1" and about 140, he's a pretty thin guy and big shirts look really goofy on him, but he's also tall so it's hard to find one that matches. When I was trying to get one online it was giving me numbers and I don't get the system. Thanks a lot

2007-10-28 09:11:49 · 6 answers · asked by bdubbayou 2 in Football (American)

If one was a sustenance farmer, what crops--and how much of each crop should they plant (in a Los Angeles / southern California type climate)? Also--how many people would be able to live entirely off of those crops? Is that sufficient nutrition, or would one need sheep or chickens on their land? How many would they need and what would one need to plant for the chickens/sheep if they needed them? And if they had sheep and chickens, would it be sufficient to drink the milk and eat the eggs or would one have to slaughter them as well and eat them? Would rain water be sufficient for the crops--and a well for the people/animals? If they were to have a german shepherd as a guard dog, what would they need to feed it--would some chickens need to be slaughtered daily for the dog, or would it eat eggs, or what? If they had a horse, what would they need to plant for it, and how much of it?

Thanks!

2007-10-28 09:11:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

my best friend for 9 years is gone...i was even going to take her to the vet tomorrow...i miss her already

2007-10-28 09:11:38 · 17 answers · asked by bella! 2 in Dogs

2007-10-28 09:11:38 · 19 answers · asked by Ripped Stitch 1 in Other - Food & Drink

“A man thrives if his conduct is right. He who follows the right course wins wealth thereby. But the greedy man has no tomb.”

2007-10-28 09:11:25 · 8 answers · asked by madisapenguin 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-28 09:11:14 · 15 answers · asked by Love #me#, Hate #me# 6 in NASCAR

Help me solve this algebra question, please?
And explain/show the steps on how to do it? D:
I don't get this.
Thank you!

2x/3= -4x/5 -1/2

2007-10-28 09:11:01 · 4 answers · asked by eirhya 1 in Homework Help