A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
2007-10-27 10:33:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
f(x) = square root of [(8x^2 +1)/ (9-5x^2)]
I am so confused and I have a test on monday please help..
2007-10-27 10:32:55 · 2 answers · asked by Slava T 1 in Mathematics
The U.S. government has banned the flag-folding recitations at all 125 national cemeteries. The banning came as the result of one complaint. The situation is similar to that in which one person removed prayer from schools.
This article from The Associated Press explains the situation:
Complaints about religious content have led to a ban on flag-folding recitations by Veterans Administration employees and volunteers at all national cemeteries.
At thousands of military burials, VA volunteers have folded the American flag 13 times and recited the significance of each fold to survivors. The 11th fold glorifies "the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.” The 12th glorifies "God the Father, the Son and Holy Ghost."
Citing a need for uniformity, the National Cemetery Administration has prohibited unpaid VA volunteers as well as employees from conducting the recital at all 125 national cemeteries.
2007-10-27 10:32:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
I've been married now for seven years and really do appreciate my marriage for all that it's worth.....the ups and the downs. What makes a married man more attractive than a non married man? It seems as though once I was firmly in place in my marriage, the women started flirting and hitting on me more than when I wasn't married.
2007-10-27 10:32:49 · 11 answers · asked by chp101675 3 in Marriage & Divorce
i was out last night and very drunk...today i am hungover granted but god i feel so sad..i just want to cry. is this due to the booze? i feel emotional drained
2007-10-27 10:32:48 · 21 answers · asked by bambola025 1 in Mental Health
2007-10-27 10:32:40 · 9 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys
Bob took his 4 year old son, Josh, out to McDonald's for dinner one evening for a "guy night".
As they were eating hamburgers, Josh asked "Daddy, what are these little things on the hamburger buns?"
He responded that they were tiny seeds and were ok to eat. His son was quiet for a couple of minutes and obviously in deep thought.
Finally, Josh looked up and said, "Dad, if we go home and plant these seeds in our backyard, we will have enough hamburgers to last forever."
2007-10-27 10:32:36 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
I have alot of hunts to do but the monsters are a little to strong for me right now I was wondering how can i level up fast. All my characters are between levels 38-44
2007-10-27 10:32:34 · 3 answers · asked by Erik L 1 in Video & Online Games
If an 80 mg. dose of a drug were administered to a patient, and the drug has a half life of 2 hours, how many milligrams remain in the body at the end of 3 hours? With time in hours on the x axis and dose in mg on the y axis, plot six half-lives of the dose-response curve for the drug.
2007-10-27 10:32:30 · 1 answers · asked by Wilma 1 in Medicine
2007-10-27 10:31:29 · 27 answers · asked by *Fletch* 5 in Polls & Surveys
wut celebs r going to be there too??
2007-10-27 10:31:23 · 1 answers · asked by LISA M 2 in San Antonio
2007-10-27 10:31:22 · 2 answers · asked by Looypop 1 in Other - Destinations
I used to hang out on F&R, but it got to be such drama. Now I laugh myself silly here. Now I'm a P&S groupie. I don't make many q.'s because I don't want to miss the hottest new q.'s to answer. I can't wait to get unlimited answer time.
2007-10-27 10:31:15 · 16 answers · asked by Dianne m 5 in Polls & Surveys
Mine is 'Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a magician' from Dr Bones of smash hit series Star Trek fame. Says it all really.
2007-10-27 10:31:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations
I sure am..700 mile FENCE ON the border WHOOT
2007-10-27 10:31:10 · 12 answers · asked by Tina C 2 in Elections
2007-10-27 10:30:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs
(Subway and Quiznos count)
HINT: If you want me to pick u as best answer, give details on what you like there!
2007-10-27 10:30:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fast Food
My neighbor's dog barks all day. I saw an ad for a device that sends out a annoying (to dogs) sonic sound to the dog whenever it barks. Has anyone used this device successfully. Thanks.
2007-10-27 10:30:27 · 6 answers · asked by sebsilversmith 1 in Dogs
What is the weight of a column of water 7 ft high with a radius of 1.1m?
The density of the water is 1000 kg/m/m/m
Answer in units of N.
Volume = pi * r^2 * h
7 ft = 2.1336 m
Weight = Volume * Density
Volume = 3.14 * 1.1^2 * 2.1336 = 8.1064 m^3
Weight = 8.1064 m^3 * 1000 kg/m^3
Weight = 8106.39984 kg
1 Newton = kg * m/s2
i'm stuck here
2007-10-27 10:30:21 · 4 answers · asked by XzoeyX 2 in Mathematics
Everyone has players from other teams that they can't stand, but what about your own team? Either a player currently holding your team back or one that you have despised in the past while playing for your team.
As I've said in a couple posts, mine is Patrick Rissmiller for the Sharks.
2007-10-27 10:30:20 · 14 answers · asked by Grick 4 in Hockey
As far as common sense goes, a real Jew is from the middle east and tend to have dark hair and dark eyes, along with olive skin and tend not to be a blonde Polish guy name Peter Goldstein!!! Where the hell did these so called Jews come from? How does a Jew with dark skin, from the middle east become a blonde, fair skinned man in Europe with a completely non semite name?
2007-10-27 10:30:17 · 4 answers · asked by Ron Paul for President 1 in History
Should I wear a sweater or a t-shirt is just fine???
2007-10-27 10:30:04 · 4 answers · asked by Danny O. 2 in Hockey
2007-10-27 10:30:04 · 2 answers · asked by dizzygrltoo 3 in Military
At the mall a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, and he asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "But, but, didn't you get my E-mail?"
2007-10-27 10:29:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
Which one do you like better?
I like hotdogs !!
*STAR iF YU LikE THiS QUESTi0N PLZ !!*
2007-10-27 10:29:38 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
What would be an easy way to count the number of cardiac cycles in the given period of time on a strip of an EKG (e.g. lead II).....
2007-10-27 10:29:37 · 4 answers · asked by Young_city 1 in Medicine
The shells, I mean, are they made of copper?
2007-10-27 10:29:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting
2007-10-27 10:29:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
this is after one year of post secondary and 4 years of pharmacy school.
2007-10-27 10:29:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)
What do you think? I heard the poles are switching places and in 2012 navigation systems for plains and the ones that animals have are going to be messed up, and the power is gonna go out and just scary doomsday stuff. Is this gonna happen? Why would it or why not? do you think the pole thing is going to happen too?
TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS!
2007-10-27 10:29:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology
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