A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
2007-10-27 10:33:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Greedy is he, lol.!!!
10/10.!!!
Brilliant again.!!!
2007-10-27 17:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think of it became an unlucky slip of the tongue. possibly he might have suggested, I bowl like my grandma or I bowl like a three 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous. Oh wait, somebody could be indignant via that. the factor is he became making exciting of himself and made a bad decision of words. My Dad used to tell me, will this make a distinction on your existence ten years from now? if so you're able to desire to paintings it out, if no longer, properly you're able to as properly permit it bypass now instead of nursing a grudge. He can no longer undo it, all he can do is ask for forgiveness at this factor. i think of a advantageous gesture could be to surely bowl with some particular Olympics members and enable them to coach him a thank you to bowl. He might desire to ask them to the White residing house. basically a concept.
2016-10-14 05:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2007-10-27 17:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah a lady who knows her worth.
2007-10-27 11:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-27 12:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amen! lmao!
2007-10-27 10:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
all this coming and going.lol
2007-10-27 10:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
must be a sprinter!!!star!.
2007-10-27 10:39:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-27 10:42:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! AWESOME!!!!!
2007-10-27 10:57:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋