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my sister meet this man and knew really nothing about him . she.s married . she meet this man and she had sex with him . not knowing nothing about him she calld me one day to come over and i did . she had a green and yellow in her painties . and i know a .dr. who gave me this medication . called.flagel.500.m.g. to be used .3. times a day he gave me a week.s treatrement of it she had to have more than that she used this same medication fo.2. months the same .dr. gave me this again what could cause her to have to use this that long where it was still green . she told her husband she had a bad yeast infection . i am a woman and know you dont need it that leanght of time she wont go to a .dr. herself and never had sex with her husband . she told him her.dr. told her this she didnt even go to a .dr. what can cause this that linght of time

2007-10-19 20:43:19 · 3 answers · asked by whitmangal_2 1 in STDs

what is a bicycle frame. for example, when ppl said, it's 18" or 21", what exactly it refers to?

2007-10-19 20:43:04 · 7 answers · asked by Missy 2 in Cycling

2007-10-19 20:43:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.

He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

2007-10-19 20:42:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

okay, i tried playing FFVIII on my PS2, but I dunt wanna break it! so I just wanna ask if it's gonna work well...
and wut about PS3? If I can't play PS2 games on PS3, I'm just gonna get Wii for Christmas

2007-10-19 20:42:15 · 5 answers · asked by Cholorophyll 3 in PlayStation

Sorry, I know it's a real toughie.

2007-10-19 20:41:08 · 23 answers · asked by Cam1051Sec 5 in Country

Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages:

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.

Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.


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In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.

Today, it's the size of his minivan.


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In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.

Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.


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In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.

Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera.


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In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.

Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.


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In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business.

Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the VCR.


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In 1900, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia.

Today, fathers pine for old country Hank Williams.


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In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.

If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on lip cancer.


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In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school."

Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for hockey practice."


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In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.

Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge."


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In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.

Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."


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In 1900, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles.

Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted Sega!"


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In 1900, if a father had breakfast in bed, it was eggs and bacon and ham and potatoes.

Today, it's Special K, soy milk, dry toast and a lecture on cholesterol.


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In 1900, a Father's Day gift would be a hand tool.

Today, he'll get a digital organizer.


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In 1900, fathers said, "A man's home is his castle."

Today, they say, "Welcome to the money pit."


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In 1900, "a good day at the market" meant Father brought home feed for the horses.

Today, "a good day at the market" means Dad got in early on an IPO.


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In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.

Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.


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In 1900, a father was involved if he spanked the kid now and then.

Today, a father's involved only if he coaches Little League and organizes Boy Scouts and car pools.


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In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.

Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space."


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In 1900, fathers threatened their daughters suiters with shotguns if the girl came home late.

Today, fathers break the ice by saying, "So...how long have you had that earring?"


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In 1900, fathers pined for the old school, which meant a one-room, red-brick building.

Today, fathers pine for the old school, which means Dr J and Mickey Mantle.


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In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.

In 2001, fathers are never truly appreciated.

2007-10-19 20:41:04 · 23 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i already have one tattoo that is personal and symbolizes my life, and i really want to get another one. im a huge fan of Stephenie Meyers books and one of my favorite ones is New Moon, and on its cover it contains this beautiful flower which ive been told is a tulip. people tend to get stars in their pelvic bone, but my life relates a lot to this book so i really want to get that particular flower tattooed in each side of my pelvic bones. what do you think?

2007-10-19 20:40:59 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Belle Erreur♥ 2 in Tattoos

2007-10-19 20:40:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

are jean shorts in or out of style for guys?

2007-10-19 20:40:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

I found out the other night that an eye problem I had for awhile was called ocular gyro crisis. Where my eyes roll to the back of my head . They took me off fluphenazine and gave contigen. I am still on Abilify which I hear can cause it too. I am trying to find more info about it but I cannot seem to find anything on it. Please can someone get more info for me. Thanks.

2007-10-19 20:40:07 · 2 answers · asked by BabyDoll 3 in Optical

Have you decided on any new year resolutions for 2008?

2007-10-19 20:39:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays

use x=u^2
integrate between limits 36 and 0
integral 1/(x^1/2(2+x^1/2))dx
and show it equals: ln 16
thanks

2007-10-19 20:39:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

is he less interested than he should be? am i more interested than i should be? should i be concerned?

2007-10-19 20:38:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

always argue or never argue in a relationship?

2007-10-19 20:38:35 · 26 answers · asked by k i w i ♥182 7 in Polls & Surveys

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!

2007-10-19 20:38:11 · 13 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

In your opinion.

I would say what I believe, but I don't want o encourage anybody what to pick.

State the reasons why, too.

2007-10-19 20:37:14 · 17 answers · asked by Crystal 2 in Dogs

It sounds kinda Jimmy Buffet-ish/Key West, Heck maybe it is him.

But anyways all I can remember is it is fast tempoed and I believe it mentions something about a cannonball.

I heard it a year ago and that is all I can remember. Please help even though it is not much to work with.

2007-10-19 20:36:52 · 1 answers · asked by Robby 2 in Lyrics

Hi all-I had a molar tooth out 2 days ago-after having a bad infection under it.
It i slowly healing now-but my face is still swollen-is this normal ?
Any serious advice appreciated-I`m a bit worried.

2007-10-19 20:36:34 · 5 answers · asked by jennywilson1334 1 in Dental

2007-10-19 20:35:19 · 10 answers · asked by Annie 1 in Las Vegas

2007-10-19 20:35:18 · 32 answers · asked by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 in Polls & Surveys

The last book I read was 'The Lost Girls' by Laurie Fox. I'm currently reading 'The Devil Wears Prada' by Lauren Weisberger.

They're both excellent books! I highly recommend them.

2007-10-19 20:35:13 · 15 answers · asked by Duchess of Cookieshire 6 in Books & Authors

I am only asking this because the only place I have ever had anyone tell me is online.

The underlying question: why not sit down one on one with a real life homosexual, and then say what you have to say? I would be willing to meet up with anyone over a cup of coffee and discuss my thoughts rationally.

2007-10-19 20:33:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-10-19 20:33:19 · 8 answers · asked by ashi 1 in San Francisco

i have 2, Flick Of The Switch and The Razors Edge
both Incredible Hard Rock songs!

2007-10-19 20:33:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071020/ap_on_en_ot/books_harry_potter

2007-10-19 20:33:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

11

Do you know any euphemisms for these two words:

Garbage Collecter

Bathroom

2007-10-19 20:31:34 · 13 answers · asked by dusty 2 in Words & Wordplay

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