So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
2007-10-19 20:38:11 · 13 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lovely...but I still want that day off. B/c after all is said and done...I feel like I've worked 365 days of the year.
2007-10-19 20:47:49 · answer #1 · answered by imahlah 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-10-20 00:06:59 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok you got me thinking with this one. People don't get paid for lunch, coffee break, maybe.
If only it were this simple. Not imaginably possible though.
Good one though Frank.cheers :)
2007-10-20 13:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shocks, that's funny! I admire the boss! Everything he said was very true! :p
2007-10-20 03:38:58 · answer #4 · answered by 2smiley4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good, im gonna show my boss that our absence rate at work is real bad. ha ha
2007-10-19 21:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by kitten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always a good one for the boss to read at meetings:)
2007-10-19 20:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow if you showed this to your boss, you will not any days off work... then CONGRATS! XD
2007-10-20 00:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by Clara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha nice one §
2007-10-20 01:26:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol the budday!!
2007-10-19 21:43:28 · answer #9 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha....never thought of it like that
2007-10-20 01:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by rubyroo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋