All categories - 17 October 2007

When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.

The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss. The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss. The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss. The eyes said that without them man would be helpless, so they should be boss. Then the ****** applied for the job. The other parts of the body laughed so hard at this that the ****** became mad and closed up.

After a few days...

The brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach got ill, and the eyes got crossed and unable to see. They all conceded and made the ****** boss.

This proved that you don't have to be a brain to be boss... Just an ******

2007-10-17 15:25:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have a feeling, with the strong and healthy body I have now at the age of 20, along with healthy life style choices (such as healthy food, etc.) I will be able to live forever (or at least ~150-160 years). I am even more assured given the possible cures that will emerge in the future.

How reasonable is my conviction?

2007-10-17 15:25:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2007-10-17 15:25:38 · 14 answers · asked by Chrissy 3 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

what should i do for my 21 b-day

2007-10-17 15:25:36 · 13 answers · asked by christine 2 in Polls & Surveys

what will the concentration of the resulting mixture be. I am mixing 1/2 gal of 20% nitro to 1/2 gal 60% nitro.

2007-10-17 15:25:31 · 3 answers · asked by yvonnereil 1 in Mathematics

2007-10-17 15:25:27 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

First off, I can't understand why some guys get these fetishes, but hardly any women.
Like I love panties. I don't wear them (although some guys do).
And then there are things like foot fetishes, the list goes on.
Are girls really turned off by this?
Lets say a cute guy catches your eye. Your friend says, yea he's nice but did you hear about how he likes (whatever).
Would it be an immediate turn off or would you still consider dating the guy?

2007-10-17 15:25:15 · 10 answers · asked by Kari 4 in Singles & Dating

2007-10-17 15:25:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I try to stop eating fat foods, and I drink non fat milk, and homemade stuff, bt its so slowww!!!!! ive been doing it for like...a month, and I dont know!!! I think that I should just...IDK. HELP

2007-10-17 15:25:08 · 6 answers · asked by Hrshy 1 in Diet & Fitness

My dad was phsically and mentally abusive to my mom and sister. My parents are now divorced and both my brother and sister aren't speaking to him. Today my dad told me he would like me to live with my mother so he can have a normal dating life (I have been supportive because his girlfriends often replace his attention on me). At one point we got into an arguement that left me with bruises and my mom got DSS involved. He also continually says things that are abusive. When asked if he would die for me (stupid question, I know) he replied Well.... It depends.... He also says that I'm a liar when I tell him I'm depressed. Since he kicked me out I've been feeling guilty for not being approving of his dating and i just want to have a "normal" relationship. That may not be realistic so I would really like some ways to stay strong because he will come back to me like he always does and I usually give in.

2007-10-17 15:25:08 · 6 answers · asked by Emily 2 in Family

what is the best place to be stationed at when joining the airforce? Is it possible to move around after being at one place. are you able to move from 1 to another ?

2007-10-17 15:24:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

NOTE: I KNOW THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD IS BEST.

2007-10-17 15:24:48 · 23 answers · asked by don_steele54 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-17 15:24:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

. . . . .and feel like road kill on the “Information superhighway”??

2007-10-17 15:24:32 · 12 answers · asked by • Koala • uʍop ɹǝpun 7 in Polls & Surveys

One chick used to call me king ding-a-ling.

I thought it was hilarious. Where would a Christian girl learn something like that?

2007-10-17 15:24:30 · 9 answers · asked by NONAME 4 in Religion & Spirituality

What is the physical state of matter that Zinc is in??? Like is it a liquid, solid or a gas????

and


How is zinc classified?????

2007-10-17 15:24:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

and leave flowers? (i dont) but we have memory days...

2007-10-17 15:24:27 · 16 answers · asked by shrebee 7 in Polls & Surveys

In a famous scene in ayn rand's the fountainhead, ellsworth toohey asks howard roarke what he thinks of him.
rourke responds 'i don't think of you at all.'

Isn't Ann Coulter a person who makes her living by trash talking other people?

Has she done anything other than insult other people?

2007-10-17 15:24:21 · 8 answers · asked by nostradamus02012 7 in Other - Politics & Government

They are just a LITTLE baggy.
Please help,thanks.

2007-10-17 15:24:17 · 8 answers · asked by DeZz 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

Today the whole school was taking the PSAT, and I went to the room I was assigned to go to. While I was taking the test I had my hood on and he whacked it off my head, and somewhat hit my head while doing so. I was pretty pissed off, but I didn't really do anything. Then he came back around and skimmed my head again, and in doing so he somewhat hit my head again. Then I said, "What the hell", and he said, "Want to start something?" I really didn't expect this from a teacher.

2007-10-17 15:24:14 · 30 answers · asked by Daniel k 2 in Religion & Spirituality

The most recent computer code I got from my car was a 51. Which is the O2 sensor being stuck on lean position. When I purchased the car used, it was not running, the catalytic converter was plugged up, smoke and exhaust was pouring from the engine and the engine was shaking erratically when we tried to start it. We unplugged the catalytic converter and it started it and it worked fine, to take it home and find out that one fuse was bad and the oxygen sensor was bad. I replaced the oxygen sensor (it was from a wrecking yard but it was fine.) Over time I've found the car has developed problems with the engine vibrating more than it should while it's idling. I can smell exhaust and I'm getting very bad gas mileage. So my guess is that SOMETHING is causing the oxygen sensor to go bad. We replaced the map sensor, but nothing changed.
If an O2 sensor is stuck in a certain position can it fix itself or is it pretty much done?
Could it be the computer? Where can I find a computer for my car?

2007-10-17 15:24:05 · 3 answers · asked by kati 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

mine is bud lite

2007-10-17 15:24:02 · 35 answers · asked by dee dee 3 in Polls & Surveys

The Rockies will have 8 days off, if the Indians win tomorrow they will have 5 days off. It seems like MLB and the networks don't care how it will affect the teams all they care about are the ratings. I know it is all about money, but that many days off what will it do to the teams? Is that fair to the teams? They are used to playing on a regular basis. Detroit had a similar situation last year, did that affect their play or not? If the AL series goes 7 games does the AL team have an advantage or not? What are your thoughts on this?

2007-10-17 15:24:01 · 5 answers · asked by going postal 7 in Baseball

2007-10-17 15:23:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

I have been thinking about buying one for a while ever since my brother got an xbox 360. I am hoping if i buy one i will be satisfied with the results but i dont really care about the bluray player on it but like its other features and its potential. But i need some other advice on wether or not i should buy one and wheter or not i will regret it.

2007-10-17 15:23:21 · 9 answers · asked by Stilllearnin 2 in PlayStation

2007-10-17 15:23:17 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have looed at spec.xe.com and gftforex.com, each has different tools and software applications. gftforex.com looks better, but I would like a second opinion before I sign up, cheers

2007-10-17 15:23:16 · 3 answers · asked by hewsondion 1 in Investing

2007-10-17 15:23:14 · 24 answers · asked by Kentucky Dave 6 in Polls & Surveys

I mean, not grow up...physically?

2007-10-17 15:23:12 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

2007-10-17 15:23:07 · 11 answers · asked by Shorty 2 in Jokes & Riddles