There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
2007-10-17 15:23:07 · 11 answers · asked by Shorty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love it
2007-10-17 15:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. I actually do have more than five friends, but they are actively involved in a centre for drug and alcohol addiction.
I enjoyed your little joke, but some of the people I know don't have the same sense of humour about beer & wine, or the concept that it is a cure for anything. So it would be in bad taste for me to pass it on as much as I like to share in a good laugh.
CUTE!
2007-10-17 15:30:47 · answer #2 · answered by No More 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do no longer devour bread which has in uncomplicated terms in basic terms been toasted? Why in the worldwide no longer? i do no longer understand that one, there is not any longer something incorrect with that..... Are you extreme approximately answering your telephone alongside with your left ear? That sounds like an previous spouse's tale too me... no longer so beneficial approximately answering your telephone on the final bar the two - please clarify? If we hardship approximately too many little issues that not often impression our ordinary well being in any respect we would desire to omit out on life - concentration on the bigger image and devour that in basic terms toasted bread yet do no longer flow overboard on alcohol, drugs or undesirable ingredients... exercising and make your self happy :) happy persons are frequently healthful people. xx
2016-12-29 15:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sry but its crapola 2 me. why? becuz alcohol is nothing but poison. poison is NOT the answer 2 your prob.s!!!
the "drunk" feeling u get is really just the feeling of the alcohol poisoning. just becuz it FEELS good, doesnt mean that it IS good. alcohol is also just another form of drug. drugs do nothing but ruin your system. drugs are NOT the answer!
just take a long vacation! youll feel better & your body will luv u more. p.s.; i dont think "health" is a good title 4 your joke.
2007-10-17 15:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by Tiff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Found it really funny, teetotal myself.
Wondered if I'd gone onto 'Health' by accident?
NO! 'Jokes & Riddles'?
Good one! star
2007-10-17 19:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ironic, but funny.
2007-10-17 15:27:46 · answer #6 · answered by What? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is humor,but not really a good idea.
2007-10-17 15:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by natchomomma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really funney, it deserves a star. : )
2007-10-17 15:26:03 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.
just lol.
2007-10-17 16:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY :)
2007-10-17 15:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋